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So am I invited?

Of course you are

GOOD
So what should we chat about today?

I havent a clue ummmm

I know, Have you seen your friend who peid herself again yet. Did you Pull on Saturday, I didn't manage it

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You guys gunge a lot don't you? I danced witha couple of girls, but I was there with my sister so there was no kissing or any kind of pulling. She doesn't mind, but it makes me feel weird

Theres a gunge machine in Bar Me which is a fairly new bar here (they let you table dance too) I love it there

Sounds cool, you'll have to take me there once
I can't get hold of my mummy I think she's talking to my sister cuz I can't hold of her either.

Typical women on the phone for hours

Im gonna go grab a sandwich Im starving brb

Are you not gonna have lunch in like an hour?

2 Hours

Im gonna eat now and go to town shopping then

Watcha gonna buy? Or should I not ask?

I dunno yet i need a new pair of knee length boots

So you want long rubbery things do you?

Eww no

The ones Im gonna buy are leather come just below the knee it looks like a bikers version of a knee high boot (no studs or chains just a small pocket)

No slag boots if thats what your refering to

Actually I was refering to something else, but never mind. What else you gonna buy? I got a new shirt a few days ago, a really nice one.

If your refering to what I think you are Ive already got those, 18 to be exact

Nope I dont have anything in particular in mind just see whats about

18 jesus, I thought it was 2
Girls always do that, I always had to go with my mum and my sister to just have a look around, but guys just go if they are looking for something specifically. Like my shirt, I needed a shirt, well actually I just wanted a shirt, but I knew what I was looking for.

When a guy gets ready to go out aslong as his shirt matches his trousers he's ready unlike a girl who has to match her top to her trousers/skirt and shoes and bag and make up its hard work!!!