h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

For many years I've said "dog" is god spelt backwards! and dogs are animals!
Therefore! ANIMAL (me) must be a god!
(modest)
PS: Good job I'm so modest eh!

Either that or Lamina

I've had that one thrown at me over the years as well

I got the "Animal" nickname shortly after "The Muppets" came on our TVAs I've a body like himand mimicked him so well

Do you also play the drums?

I wonder if there is still an original pun left in the world (don't tell me though, or it will cease to be original)

I wish I could play them I've always been a "heavy rock fan" Led Zeppelin?Deep Purple etc

If you've got a week spareYou'll have to have "scan" through my P/S(It works better in brunel) - BUT! If your sane now, you won't be after

Sanity is overrated. Rock isn't

Only true ROCK!

What "they" call rock over the last 20 odd yearain't ROCK!

Am I lucky to be more than 20 years old... Or I would have missed out.

I will not ask you your age but! add 50 to your replyfor me!

PS: That's me bodies age, not me brainthat's still in it's teens why grow up when your having fun eh!

Unless you are 95 years old, adding 50 is probably a bit overdone. (See! I didn't tell you my age directly).

Apart from true rock I have embraced a lot of other musical styles as well. Let it be Bombastic! Is what I say... But just plain beautiful does it as well, or annoying to the rest of the world, if the mood takes me that way.

"Unless you are 95 years old, adding 50 is probably a bit overdone. (See! I didn't tell you my age directly)"

I only went to secondary school MATHS etc! Sorry that's beyond me

I also like the "odd other" types of music genre, from pop to classic! but don't ask me which songs/music etcit's just what my "ears"

It is maths all over again for me, with two kids in secondary school and an oncoming week of tests.

Oh, and German, French, Physics, Chemistry, Economics, Arts, ....

My 2 kids ()this year my son = 3yrs and daughter = 34yrs.
I became a single parent when they were 5 and 6yrs and had full custody.

Language I speak Yorkshire, I struggle to speak "english"let alone any other