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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Sorry for the brick through window, tried knocking but you didn't hear me.

I have noticed, that I do not have you in my friends listsmiley - sadfacetherefore I ask your permission to do so. I don't just do it as that would not be good mannerssmiley - smiley

smiley - prof


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Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

Of course. The more friends, the merrier.

I'll go and see if I can get that doorbell fixed. Don't worry about the window, it was getting stuffy in here anyway.

Cheers!

Still working on how to abbreviate my screen name. CRE or Cai would work, although "Elk" might probably be more befitting to a fool.

I tend to be a perfoolionist: I take my daftness very serious.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - smileyFirstly! Thank you.
2nd-ly Caiman Raptor Elk! (notice the capitals smiley - winkeye)works ok for mesmiley - smiley
ferdly! "perfoolionist: I take my daftness very serious"
I live by that standardsmiley - biggrin have you ever had a spare week to read my P/S ?smiley - biggrin


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Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

You're welcome.

Thanks for not abbreviating me.

As a matter of fact I did have a look at your personal space (more than once), though not the whole week. Some bits kept running away from the screen. I think I know where the "Chaos" bit comes in. The "Animal" must be a Yorkshire black sheep, I guess.

Which part of Yorksire do you come from? (walked across over Wainwright's coast-to-coast years ago (twice))


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"Animal" camesmiley - smiley via Muppet's, apart from my long hair at that timesmiley - biggrinbut because of my curvature of the spine - I have "normal arms/legs but short trunk smiley - doh so whereas "humans" hands reach to about their pocketssmiley - laughMINE reach to my kneecapssmiley - biggrinhence" I got the nickname at where I worked because I could mimic Animal's voice offsmiley - laugh

I'm in Pontefractsmiley - smiley near Leeds

disrespectful to abbreviate friends namessmiley - smileyunless IE: Al is preferred to Alan etc

The "Chaos" came as many years ago, a friend and me "designed" a stage actsmiley - smileyfor comedy magic etc - Dr Meyhem and Professor Chaos - Butsmiley - sadfaceas we were planning it out - he got married and end of!!!


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Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

That is funny. My body structure is quite opposite. I have a relatively long back (although I can fortunately still reach into my pockets). My trouble starts when I have to sit in the back of a car. Usually the roof is in the way.

As you can read on my P/S my screen name is the result of my hobby of making anagrams, so in a way, it is possible to derive my real name from it. I love word play.

I also have another old time nickname which is "Koning Jus" which translates as "King Orange juice" hailing back from the time I was on a diet that included not drinking alcohol like the rest of the students. I drank smiley - oj at the same rate the others drank smiley - ale and could tell the brand of smiley - oj by taste.

I live in the lovely but unpronounceable city of 's-Hertogenbosch (something like Sairt-owe-chen-boss (CH as in loch). It means "The duke's forest") in The Netherlands.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"it is possible to derive my real name from it" smiley - winkeyeThat means having to think!smiley - biggrinand that's why! I never get headaches smiley - whistle

I look at "life" this way = I put my real name into google and in 3.2 secs (or thereaboutssmiley - erm) 2,400,000 links came up smiley - rofl BUT! There's only 1 me! Animal/Prof Chaossmiley - smileyand there's NO CHANCE of me being cloned smiley - laugh

smiley - smiley's-Hertogenbosch - I will settle for a "Dutch" friendsmiley - smiley(if you were born there of coursesmiley - biggrin)


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Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

It wasn't the thinking that got me headaches, the migraine did that, thus the smiley - oj addiction.

Just found out something interesting. I put my real name and my screen name into google consecutively and both yielded about the same number of hits. And most of my real name hits weren't me.

"Dutch" is OK for me since I moved around within the Netherlands quite a lot (parents from the West, born in the North, moved to South, then East, currently South of the centre...)


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

With NO disrespectsmiley - smiley for that part of europe, I don't really know who to call what (if you follow me ?) Holland/Netherlands and maybe other definitions ? of people from around that area.

smiley - winkeyeI'm only a whisky or vodka drinkersmiley - smileyit's an antiseptic you knowsmiley - laughsmiley - laughso I drink for medical reasons only smiley - whistle


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

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just one of a few smiley - laughabout "me" as such and who I am smiley - biggrin


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Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

Lucky it wasn't a humpback whale.

I too have a "stay positive" approach to life. (and I did have long hair for some time)

Definition wise: The Netherlands is the whole of the 13-province country, (North- and South-)Holland are only two of those, who used to steal the show (and other stuff) during the golden age of colonialism and slave trading and are thus still dominating the international PR campaign. As such, I do not live in Holland, but in North Brabant (where most of the tech happens).


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - smileyAs I say to many - I'm proud to be a Yorkshireman 1st - Therefore I'm not English/British and I'm not a European.

I hate how "my" country had the last "empire" and treated it's "subjects" smiley - grr



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