If you took the bones out of it...

Crunchy frog is a representative of the most common indigenous species of intelligent biped on the planet Earth.  Due to circumstances beyond his control, he is currently confined to the surface of the planet, near the center of the North American continent.  When encountered in the wild, he will most probably be found with a symbiotic organism of canine extraction.  The current companion, sometimes referred to as 'The Inspector', is apparently the end result of a series of genetic experiments involving brown labradors and a moose embryo.  Considered mostly harmless by scientific authorities, Crunchy Frog has been known to become intractable in the face of intolerance, inebriation, inaccuracy, inanity,or ineptitude.  Also, the dog knows kung-fu.


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