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a girl called Ben

Please ignore


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Mu Beta

OK.

Dammit!

B


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HappyDude

smiley - whistle


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GreyDesk

I'll ignore this, but not the other one. OK?


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azahar

i'll ignore both cos I'm quite generous that way . . . smiley - winkeye

az


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Mu Beta

I'll just ignore GreyDesk, I think. smiley - winkeye

B


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azahar

hi master B,

You have a point, Ben didn't actually specify who or what we should be ignoring - do you think this is some sort of test?

az


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Mu Beta

Well, if you read the post logically, then it says 'please ignore the reply button', so we have all well and truly failed. smiley - biggrin

B


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HappyDude

I think failed if it is even though I'm ignoring everything smiley - winkeye


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Mu Beta

**looks around**

Did somebody say something?

B


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HappyDude

no, I wouldn't say anything to anyone because I'm not here & neither is anybody else smiley - erm


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azahar

Master B,

She only said 'please ignore'

the reply button just happened to be under that statement.

tricky tricky situation . . .

az

smiley - biggrin



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Mu Beta

Well, in theory we could ignore the text and still post a reply (I do that a bit too often, maybe smiley - blush).

However, the fact we're discussing it means we haven't ignored it.

Tricky indeed. smiley - erm

B


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azahar

master B,

theory schmeory!

We *are* ignoring the text and posting replies.

And yet Ben remains mysteriously silent.

What could this mean?

smiley - bigeyes

az


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Mu Beta

Maybe it's a secret anagrammed message...

ERGO, I SEE PAL (maybe Ben's updating her Friends List)
I PALE SO GREEN (maybe she's not feeling well)
AGREE - P IS LONE (Peter, Phil or Patricia haven't got many friends)

B


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azahar

The mind reels, Master B!

And yet . . . we keep posting.

Without knowing the slightest reason why . . .

az


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Mu Beta

Pretty much sums up 90% of h2g2, then...

B


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azahar

Speak for yourself, Master B!

(hands on hips and going hrummph! - but most charmingly . . .)

az
smiley - smiley


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Post 19

Liff

Or...

Maybe it was just a test. It was to be ignored. It was completely ignored in its instructions but not its contents.

Perhaps this means something. Man, we could sure use Gently on this.


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Post 20

azahar

Or we just need Ben to stop being so . . . enigmatic?


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