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Lady Scott Posted Nov 22, 2002
He's still around, just not here (online) with any kind of regularity...
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 22, 2002
he wasn't around that often anyway, it took me weeks at a tiem to get a hold of him when i first joined, and i haven't seen him in quite a while.....
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Nov 22, 2002
No doubt He's just in hibernation and will return in the spring 
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Pete *not quite dead yet* Posted Nov 22, 2002
Lovely, and you? 
-Pete
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Nov 22, 2002
Come home Sir Loin, all is forgiven! 
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Nov 23, 2002
Alright, Shea, I've decided to rummage amongst the shelves and closets. Got any recommendations?
B4
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Nov 23, 2002
Sir Loin still exists... but he's got school and work and millions of girls to distract him, so he tells me.
I do nag him about coming back every chance I get, though. 
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Nov 23, 2002
Hmmm... This is a nice pair of leather riding pants. Must be from some biker--racing green. [tucks them into a large shopping bag with a Saks logo emblazoned on it] Oh, and these deep red elbow-length satin gloves will be JUST the thing for a Panto! [snatches them swiftly off a display table and stuffs them in the bag *under* the pants] Now I'm in a quandry... Engineers' boots for tromping about, or the thigh-high black stillettos for...um...a gift, Yes!, a gift... [clears his throat self-consciously] Oh, why not BOTH!
[nudges Amy and Shea]
Recommend something else. I'm sure you've been privy to the bargains that crop up here every now and again. [hesitates, thinking] Crop. Now there's an idea! [surveys the various categories of wares in the room] Riding crops would be...? [glances at Amy and Shea]
B4
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Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last Posted Nov 23, 2002
:Dances like the happy leprechuan would if he was still around then realises people are staring and stops: 
so any news?
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Nov 24, 2002
...Umpires mask... [stuffs it in the bag] ...a new pair of swim fins!... [tries them on, then adds them to haul] ...bungee cord with full body harness--Yes!... [looks ruefully at the overflow of the Saks bag, then finds and abandoned duffel under one of the displays, and starts cramming the cord and harness in] ...Oomfff! Well, this is a treat... [his eyes grow wider and sparkle with delight] ...Lampshade! With tassles! Oh, my, this wonderfully banal... [spies the next prize] ...Fishnet stockings AND a red feather boa! WoooHoo!... [rips open another closet door and rummages for a moment] ...EKG leads?!? Nah, got plenty of those... [yanks at something and the entire contents of the closet tumble out] ...Huh? Providence!!! A leisure suit!!! White rayon shirt with over-sized lapels; plaid bell bottom pants! I'm in heaven... [folds these reverently and neatly tucks them into the duffel]
B4
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 24, 2002
my computer is fixed
my computer is fixed
my computer is fixed
my computer is fixed
my computer is fixed
my computer is fixed
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Nov 24, 2002
[stilling rummaging through the pile on the floor, looks up, snatches something up and tosses it to Angelecon]
Did you need a Commodore 1541 disk drive to expand your storage capabilities? Have at it...
B4
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 24, 2002
nope, just a new hard drive...
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 25, 2002
*opens cupboard* Riding crops!! There luvverly!! Buy 2 get one free!!
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 25, 2002
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Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) Posted Nov 25, 2002
Ralph, did you say the riding crops were 'brand spanking new'?!?
B4
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Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. Posted Nov 25, 2002
!
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Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts Posted Nov 25, 2002
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Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs Posted Nov 26, 2002
The're brand new, I'm not sure about the spanking, come here and we'll try!
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- 9181: Lady Scott (Nov 22, 2002)
- 9182: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 22, 2002)
- 9183: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Nov 22, 2002)
- 9184: Pete *not quite dead yet* (Nov 22, 2002)
- 9185: Shea the Sarcastic (Nov 22, 2002)
- 9186: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Nov 23, 2002)
- 9187: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Nov 23, 2002)
- 9188: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Nov 23, 2002)
- 9189: Captain Zog, Thingite Ambassador to the little people, back from his wanderings at last (Nov 23, 2002)
- 9190: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Nov 24, 2002)
- 9191: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 24, 2002)
- 9192: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Nov 24, 2002)
- 9193: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 24, 2002)
- 9194: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 25, 2002)
- 9195: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 25, 2002)
- 9196: Blue-Eyed BiPedal BookWorm from Betelgeuse (aka B4[insertpunhere]) (Nov 25, 2002)
- 9197: Amy: ear-deep in novels, poetics, and historical documents. (Nov 25, 2002)
- 9198: Lady Scott (Nov 25, 2002)
- 9199: Angelecon, angelic warrior creator of crystalic weapons of all sorts (Nov 25, 2002)
- 9200: Ralph the Wonder Llama and André the dodo; Excrement Occurs (Nov 26, 2002)
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