Get me off this f*****g planet
My name is Stark. I have no address, no telephone, no nationality, nothing. I'm waiting for you evolutionary abberations to produce and safely store sufficient amounts of Antimatter so I can get the hell out of here. For Christ's sake, it's not that hard!
In the meantime, I live in my ship, which is buried in a cold, icy cavern under the antartic. I could get out of here quite easily, but then I'd doubtless run into some of you in the flesh - what a disgusting thought. Anyway, the advent of the internet and satellite communications has meant I can safely communicate with your kind without having to breath the same noxious air that you seem to be so fond of.
My ship still has some power reserves. Anyone who comes within a 5-mile radius of my ship will be instantly atomised.
Thank you for visiting my page.
PS I am a big Pixies fan
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