h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I'll open a new thread, and continue the story. I visualise a full stop after 'answer'.

Ready to go.

Sorry for the delay, I'm decorating at the moment, and I was just settling up with the guy who came to do the ceiling this morning. Then he started to chat.......

I'll just have to tell the bloke to buzz off...

He has one - bless him! He did the artex and put new coven up. He did a great job.

gone - not one

That sounds like a messy project, did you mean texturing?


Would it be cheating here to share a synopsis?

No go on....share.

Artex, yes, a kind of texturing.

I see the book as a voice-activated, touch-activated magical portal.
Well suited for children, because adults do not normally talk to their books, or trace the words.
Do you think Delia is a nice name for our heroine?

Because Kamal is going to pay a visit....

The stone from the beginning is a kind of handy remote.

Delia is an ideal name.

Hey! I talk to my books, the screen of my PC and the mirror. Whoops, sorry, the mirror talks to me......

Gosh, I don't think I'm up to helping with this story.

Magic is easy...just think 'cause and effect', and you're there!

I notice you pay more attention to visual detail than I. That's a plus!

...Compliments from the mirror, no doubt....

Interesting how Delia and Ideal are anagrams....

I'm having Cumberland sausage quiche, chips and beans for dinner.

Talking about food and Delia - Delia Smith is a celebrity chef who's from this region. She was very, very famous in the 80's for her wonderful cooking skills. Nowadays she's more involved in football than cooking, as a director of our football team. She has her very own restaurant at the football ground. I went to eat there last year, it’s very good food.

One more sentence in the story and then I have to take care of my dinner.....

Might I provide some dinner music then?

Of course you may.......

First one sent...

Thanks! But it never turned up....

Is there an attachment-length limit in your email settings? It departed here without any problems, and I opened my comeback copy fine.

You can send and receive messages up to 10 MB each, including attachments.