h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

(Guess what?)

(What?)

(I wish to and you. But I'm whispering because I'm in awe of your beauty.)

(Hehe, I'm whispering as well, I like to whisper)

(What do you think we should whisper about? I wish to whisper sweet nothing in your ear, but I'm not sure where to start.)

(I'd love you to whisper in my ear, perhaps a little kiss on my neck as well...)

(I thought you'd never ask, I've been restraining myself with my lips barely millimetres from your neck I'm not sure what I could whisper in your ear that I haven't already said to you. I don't want you to get bored and leave me.)

(Then forget about the whispering and just continue with the kissing)

(Would you be happy if we never spoke another word again?)

(If it meant that we were kissing instead? Perhaps...)

(I like the sound of that. But I would be happy just to hold you in my arms. Seeing as you want to kiss however, I shan't say no to that. Come here )

It's times like that where the conversation is made impossible when you smile! How can I respond to that?

I don't know, what you up to? Watching anything?

No I don't have a TV in my room. I have a wide selection of filmson my computer though, but I shan't make you think you're second best just because Megan Fox and some robot cars are playing, I will watch it later.

What are you to?

Watching Children in need.

Oh I love Children in Need, I forgot it was on

Well it finishes at 10, you still have an hour, I don't think it's the proper CIN, think that's tomorrow.

I don't want to watch it for I would have to leave.

You can leave if you want you know, I don't mind, really.