h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh hello THIS is much more private. All I want is to kiss your neck.

Please do But not too aggressively, I might get caught by another employee

I want us to get caught Hmmmm, this cupboard is so tight, my hands seem to be trapped right on your chest. I hope it's not hurting you? I can massage it if you like.

If you get caught I will get in a lot of trouble though And yes, you can massage my chest if you wish Be gentle

I don't want you to get in trouble We shall be quiet like mice. Or as quiet as mice COULD be when confronted by someone with your ravishing beauty.

I will gently caress your chest then And continue to kiss your neck.

Ohhhhh Enough with my neck, my lips want some action!

I'm too scared to let my lips meet yours. They are so incredibly luscious that I may not ever stop kissing you. But then again, my lips want yours so bad

You'll have to give in eventually, or I'll just force my lips on yours

But what if I end up biting your lips given that they are THAT alluring? My hands are beginning to wander...

Wander where? You naughty boy!

I have no control over them! They seem to want to explore every inch of your wonderful exterior, until the point where our eyes meet, and everything seems to stop, just for that one second. Before we engage in a passionate embrace

And then we come out of the cupboard, I straighten up your tie, you zip your fly back up and I place my bra back on

Were you playing with my joystick all along?

Yes, and you didn't even realize

I didn't want to say anything in case you were only rubbing it by accident! THAT could've been awkward But what should we do now?

That's enough for today, I must work, GET BACK TO WORK!

*slaps R&F on her fine behind before walking out of her office with a smile on his face*

Same time tomorrow?

*R&F giggles and winks when GFC says ''same time tomorrow''

*GFC turns around, runs back into the room for one last long kiss before leaving again*

I might go to sleep now Goodnight