h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That would be much, much nicer

What would you like me to feed you?

Hmmm, whatever is easiest for you to pick up by mouth.

Strawberries?

If strawberries be the food of love, then let us indulge to our heart's content.

*picks up strawberry with her lips, and goes to feed GFC*

What happens when the strawberry has gone and there's nothing left between your lips?

Lovely

We could share the strawberry while we are kissing.

Mais oui, you are far too good for moi.

What does that mean?

C'est francais Or at least as much French as I could remember for that sentence

Do you know a lot of french?

I've forgotten most of it, I haven't done it since GCSE

I only bother to remember things like "Voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir?" and "Je t'aime."

I know little things like that. I wish I could speak french fluently.

Me too, it's such an alluring language. If a bit snobby

I'd love to learn Italian as well And Spanish.

I want to learn every language

You can't learn everyone language, silly. I woulf love to speak spanish as well, I would lure Fabregas that way

would*

I can't learn every language? Is that a challenge?

Fabregas would be lured by you even if you didn't speak a word of any language.

I want to lure Scarlett Johansson, so I'd need to learn American. It's full of "y'alls" and "heys" though