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Maria d J Gutierrez

is this MoC? are you in cognito?


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Post 2

Researcher 140051

no


Hey Dork!

Post 3

Maria d J Gutierrez

oh. could swore you were. odd...


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Post 4

Researcher 140051

hm.


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Post 5

Maria d J Gutierrez

wait a sec... you are the former MoC aren't you? i can tell by the stink. smiley - yuk


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Researcher 140051

huh.


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Post 7

Maria d J Gutierrez

the fetid smell of decaying flesh. it's you alright.


Morton?

Post 8

Maria d J Gutierrez

i don't want to sound ungrateful but me, personally, i'd rather have the trunkload of money. smiley - erm


Morton?

Post 9

Researcher 140051

tough luck kid.


Morton?

Post 10

Maria d J Gutierrez

alright then, when and where do i pick up the rock?


Morton?

Post 11

Don Malvado, so bitter my cat won't even lick me

~tall man with a tray with rocks in it hund round his neck comes in~

GET YOUR ROCKS HERE


Morton?

Post 12

Maria d J Gutierrez

whew.
~maria gasps for breath. the collossal effort it took to get from h2g2 to bbc has worn her out.~
gasp, gasp, gasp...
*bloink*
~maria falls face down, out cold.~
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


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