h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...sounds suspiciously like e-learning software...

*ducks under nearby table, in case she got it horribly wrong*

You can come out now. No, not e-learning S/W (thank goodness - bit too much like door-to-door brush selling).
We develop software that ISPs & ASPs use to build and manage "portals" - community or government (or commercial) gateways for users with shared interests & needs. Not wildly exciting (most of the time) ... but has some potential - for things like properly accredited Uni courses for remote learning.

Anyway - I'd rather be at my piano keyboard than at this one.

*Sets table - no tequila, no fruit - just teaand cakes

*comes out from under table, nibbles at a cake, sips tea (disappointed about the tequila, but probably better for her health, considering amount of virtual alcohol consumed in past 24 hours)*

Ah well, plenty of other places for tanking up on tequila ... and the Manor bar does a mean PGGB. It's sometimes nice to retreat for a virtual cuppa in peace and quiet ... This place could run to the odd bottle of Penfolds, though (no, not the Grange - got to watch the budget) while avoiding the Olympics.