h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let me feed it to you. I don't have a spoon, or any plates though. What could we use instead?

Hmmmmmmmm

I see you have thought of something. DO tell

Your tongue

And how would this work?

You know exactly how it would work!

I don't. I really don't!

Well you would pick up some cheesecake with your tongue and go to kiss me and I would then take it from you while we are kissing and eat it myself.

I really have no idea how you come up with these You must do it often

Imagination, it's all in the mind. Am I teaching you new things to do?

Maybe. But I don't think I'm quite at your level yet I need a few more lessons.

You will get them in due course

You're certainly the best teacher I've ever had. And the practical demonstrations are amazing

Good to hear it You can use them later in life.

I intend to. Once I have run to Manchester

Stop running, I must catch you and use these lessons!

Catch me if you can.

And where do you think you were running off to?

That would be a secret