Q. What is a Margravine Palavar and how can I get one?
A. I am a Margravine Palavar, perhaps the only one, and you may wish to consider further before undertaking the care and feeding of such a creature.
Margravine Palavars look essentially like cuddly humans but they are BAD ANIMALS. Let us examine the Pros and Cons:
They are calm and deal well with stress. / They won't understand what you're so upset about.
They love to read and will stay happily entertained for hours. / They would gladly attach a pause button to your forehead and read while you hovered indefinitely.
They will reward you with a charming and alert demeanor if you feed them Diet Pepsi. / They will refuse to be charming and alert if not provided with Diet Pepsi. It takes two before they'll even speak coherently.
They have lovely, long auburn hair to pet and style to your heart's content. / You could build a whole new Margravine Palavar with their shed hair. That and a similar auburn shade will appear on your bathroom walls/fixtures/floor/towels every 6-8 weeks.
They will go away when you want them to. / They will come back when THEY want to.
They are so cute. / There is no escape.
You probably have a more informed opinion about Margravine Palavars now. Good for you.
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