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Bats and Plums

Post 7041

cactuscafe

Evening all!

Hullo mvp!! Welcome home. Love the description of the plums. mmm smiley - drool I hope the trees recover? Sounds like they're OK if they're covered in fruit?

Eeeeeeek bats in the cellar. That's a bit Gothic. smiley - batsmiley - ghost I'm surprised you're not basing a series of stories on them though. smiley - biro


Get writing, kid. smiley - biro. I expect the Chronicles from the Cellar.

You're not clever or zany enough for here? What??? heheh. We're a right pair. I did decide that an alter ego was the answer to survive social media, and briefly turned into a jar of Branston pickle, which is good, although I think a cheese sandwich is my spiritual home.

What??? smiley - rofl

smiley - redwine

Nice Indian summer eh? Amaaaaazing September sunlight and Autumnal colours in the Pavilion Gardens are incredible.






Ant Chance

Post 7042

FWR

Bloody southerners!

Trying to rescue my tomatoes from the rain...which would be a very cool country and western song...


Bats and Plums

Post 7043

FWR

My girl done split,
Like a tomato in the rain...


Try David Allan Coe

Post 7044

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

'I was drunk the night my garden went to blazes,
I went out to rescue 'maters in the rain.
But then my double wide became tornado bait,
Sounded 'xactly like an old freight train...

He'll hang around as long as you will let him,
That gnome don't mind just standin' in the rain.
You don't have to call him darlin', darlin',
But you really oughta call him by his name.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sco_eBvXGTQ


Bats and Plums

Post 7045

FWR

Oh come on! VeePee!


Bats and Plums

Post 7046

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

Who you callin' a VeePee? smiley - rofl


Bats and Plums

Post 7047

FWR

You don't even call me by my name is a face, but not the Coe version lol


Bats and Plums

Post 7048

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - huh Now you've lost me. What am I too dumb to understand?


Bats and Plums

Post 7049

FWR

Autocorrect playing volleyball!


And Then There's Tomatoes

Post 7050

cactuscafe

Evening geniuses smiley - kiss

smiley - tomatosmiley - tomatosmiley - tomato

Ah yes, tis balmy here in the South.

Scuse me, who threw tomatoes?

I understand everything.

Do so I do.


And Then There's Tomatoes

Post 7051

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

The new insult of art on this site is now to be 'volleyball player'.

The reason will be revealed in next week's issue of the Post. smiley - winkeye


Bats and Plums

Post 7052

FWR

There seems ( checks autocorrect) to be no new ideas, that haven't been covered already by some guy with a dodgy beard....checking Spotify for songs about Kerplunk....smiley - run


Autocorrect playing volleyball

Post 7053

cactuscafe

What does autocorrect playing volleyball mean?

I kind of like that. Autocorrect Playing Volleyball.

Apparently, the Autocorrects have taken to playing volleyball. I think this is a good life choice. Better than what they did before. What did they do before? Who are they?


Autocorrects with dodgy beards playing volleyball

Post 7054

cactuscafe

Beware the Autocorrects with dodgy beards.

Don't let them lure you into a life of volleyball.


Autocorrect playing volleyball

Post 7055

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

The filther wouldn't let us put up FWR's Kerplunk story. I had to do detective work. I figured out the word, which is an English word related to the idea of 'tossing' or 'throwing'. You see? As usual, it was uttered by Henry Letterbox. Of course.

I replaced this word with 'volleyball players', and Mrs Grundy is happy. smiley - winkeye You'll see next week. smiley - laugh

Superfrenchie says 'volleyball players' is her new favourite English insult.


Autocorrect playing volleyball

Post 7056

cactuscafe

Ah, I see.

smiley - rofl


KDKA

Post 7057

cactuscafe

Nice first radio station. KDKA.

Amaaaaazing mood music and check those swirly curly bendy visuals!! They are some visuals. I could live in them. You don't need tomatoes if you live in those visuals. Or maybe you do. Or maybe I do. I love tomatoes.


Autocorrect playing volleyball

Post 7058

FWR

Fact check....Henry Letterbox has never cussed using the noble sport of volleyball as a reference. Mr Letterbox's solicitors would also like to point out that beach volleyball is obviously one of Mr. Letterbox's favourite summer sports.


Autocorrect playing volleyball

Post 7059

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

smiley - snork It would be.

I'm with you, CC - I like those swirly things.


Autocorrect playing volleyball

Post 7060

Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

Ahem. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if Cinderella had owned a 1937 Chevrolet? No, me, neither. But apparently, the Chevrolet company did....

Hence the new video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=senKuznJJ5s


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