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some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Started conversation Apr 27, 2001
Have a hoopy birthday, One-eye. 
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Apr 27, 2001
Sorry, but I had too! (I won't be here tomorrow...)
Thanks!
Can I get you anything? 
, perhaps?
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? Posted Apr 27, 2001
D'you have any (real) tequila? 
I know it's a bit early, but it'll be a 4-day weekend, so it's party time!
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Apr 27, 2001
*tidies up, pulls out all the extra chairs, sets up the 
al never-empty barrel of and an abundance of liquers, wine, soft drinks etc, etc*
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Apr 27, 2001
*finds a bottle of Mesqal*
As real as it gets!
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? Posted Apr 27, 2001
NO! Please, no mezcal! That's fake tequila! Gimme that bottle of "Don Angel" over there... (and go read the entry about tequila!)
Cheers! Ah, that feels better...
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One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available Posted Apr 27, 2001
(again displays own ignorance...
)
ups... sorry...
*has a shot of Absolute Lemon*
*makes wierd faces*
*has an *
aah...
Cheers!
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? Posted Apr 27, 2001
I'll start on that wodka after this bottle is finished... 
(Wodka is an after-noon drink, and it's now 12:05 over here, so...)
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Hati Posted Apr 27, 2001
Happy Birthday!
BTW I have a friendly blue agave with me. He's willing to provide you with the real tequila.
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? Posted Apr 27, 2001
Great! 
The mezcal can still be used for cocktails. Margarita anyone?
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Bumblebee Posted Apr 27, 2001
Happy B-day! 
Here you go
It's a spraycan with a secret stuff to spray on the tires of your car.
With that on the tires you will never loose control, even on the iciest roads.
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? Posted Apr 27, 2001
Even under the influence?
(Not that I ever do, of course!!!)
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Titania (gone for lunch) Posted Apr 27, 2001
Happy Birthday!
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Orcus Posted Apr 27, 2001
Just thought I'd drop by to shower 1-i with s
Happy birthday!!!!!
I'll have a shot of that if that's OK?
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Orcus Posted Apr 27, 2001
(blimey that confused me! Somebloke has called this thread an identical name to one over at Abi's secret page. Tsk. Though I'd posted to the wrong conversation when I went back to my home page 
)
Oh, well, downs to recover
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Bumblebee Posted Apr 27, 2001
That's good Kareem. Never drink and drive. Ever.
And I haven't even got a car, so could I have a Margarita please?
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 27, 2001
FREE - weehaaa, I'll just get a couple of s to take back to the welcome back party - back soon
::seriously thinking about getting soon::
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? Posted Apr 27, 2001
I'm well-known for my "strenghth of character" when I've said I wouldn't drink!
(Having been in a head-on collission with a truck last year, sober I might add (which couldn't be said for the truckdriver), helps a lot being aware of the danger! It was a miracle I was unharmed...)
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dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC Posted Apr 27, 2001
Happy b-day 1-i
(It's a pair of fuzzy dice to hang from your rear-view mirror) 
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Apr 27, 2001
Whoops, wrong Forum!
H P B Day 2 Ewe
H P B Day 2 Ewe
H P B Dat Dear
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- 1: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Apr 27, 2001)
- 2: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Apr 27, 2001)
- 3: ? (Apr 27, 2001)
- 4: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Apr 27, 2001)
- 5: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Apr 27, 2001)
- 6: ? (Apr 27, 2001)
- 7: One-eye, KoD, gent, MuG, randomly available (Apr 27, 2001)
- 8: ? (Apr 27, 2001)
- 9: Hati (Apr 27, 2001)
- 10: ? (Apr 27, 2001)
- 11: Bumblebee (Apr 27, 2001)
- 12: ? (Apr 27, 2001)
- 13: Titania (gone for lunch) (Apr 27, 2001)
- 14: Orcus (Apr 27, 2001)
- 15: Orcus (Apr 27, 2001)
- 16: Bumblebee (Apr 27, 2001)
- 17: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Apr 27, 2001)
- 18: ? (Apr 27, 2001)
- 19: dElaphant (and Zeppo his dog (and Gummo, Zeppos dog)) - Left my apostrophes at the BBC (Apr 27, 2001)
- 20: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Apr 27, 2001)
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