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I am researching, mostly, in the south of England. I have chosen an area with the only organic hop farm in the country. This, of course, is a source of uncontaminated alcohol. Excellent as a muscle relaxant in times of crisis.
I have been using the local transport system for ten years as part of a special research project into how it is that people will put up with any old tosh about why their train is not clean or on time. I am developing a theory that people really want to be uncomfortable, dirty and late. All of these are subtle measures of their importance and business.
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