h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Dear Moose
As a member of the Celery-Webjello Campaign staff, I've been given three
extra invitations that I can use as I wish, and I thought you might like to
get one of them.
- from Garius Lupus

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~~~~ENGRAVED INVITATION~~~~
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To The Honorable Moose

The Celery and Ms. Dolores A. Webjello cordially invite you to a very special
event.

Date: beginning 1 August, 2000 and continuing...
Location: http://www.h2g2.com/A404407

The event has three parts which will run at the same time:

__ Press Conference ___
The Celery will be unveiling a series of new initiatives, as well as
answering questions about policy issues. While this portion is particularly
intended for the press, all are invited.

__ Campaign Party ___
Everyone is invited to this party celebrating the beginning of the final
stretch in the campaign. There will be an open bar, hors d'oeuvres, light
conversation, and dancing. Dolores A. Webjello will host the dances. No
serious political talk or clocks will be allowed.

__ Black-tie Recognition Dinner ___
This gourmet meal is being provided by The Celery as a thank you to
supporters of the campaign. Opposition candidates and members of the press
are also invited. This is a chance to bring out your finest clothes, and
enjoy a great meal and sparkling conversation. Formal attire is expected.
Please RSVP for the dinner by responding to this message.

We look forward to seeing you!

Note: Feel free to invite your friends and associates to attend the press
conference and party. The dinner is limited to those who have received these
special invitations.