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Don Don
Don Vito Started conversation Apr 27, 2000
Hi my Ittailian frend,
Here is a little posting from a other don from your home town lets hope i would't have to make you an offer you can't ressist.
I have a small qeustion for you from witch part do you came(1 2 3)
I came from the second part off the Universe and i have to say it is still the best part there is.
If you may feel treathned by the fact there is a second Don whe should come to gether and devid this town after all this town is big enough for both of us.
greetings from Don Vito
Don Don
Don Alfredo Posted Apr 27, 2000
Welcome my Italian friend. I am from part one.
I agree with you this town is big enough so let us devide the place. Join shazz in the plane to LV then we will meet over there.
With regards, Don Alfredo
Don Don
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted Apr 28, 2000
Hey DA, it might be a dumb question, but how is he supposed to get on the plane? Just jump up and down, hoping eventually he jumps high enough to reach your plane? Perhaps he should wait until you've landed the plane somewhere ..
Don Don
Don Vito Posted Apr 29, 2000
I don't think i take a plane(hate flying)
So i invitte you at my boat wich is in the middle of the see (give or take few miles)
I will wait for you whit a dry towel and a stiff drink(like the one i'm having my self)
Don Don
Don Vito Posted May 1, 2000
Hi alfred,
i start to think that i have a new name for you alfred jodocus kwak because you seem to like swimming
Don Don
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted May 2, 2000
Tsk, tsk, tsk. You are talking to Don Alfredo here. We don't know any Alfred here. I like the other idea though...
Don Don
Don Alfredo Posted May 2, 2000
I don't like swimming and who in heavens name is Alfred jodocus kwak. Never heard of him. You don't make friends this way don Vito, or should I say Vitorio the weasel.
Don Don
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted May 2, 2000
Oh behave, both of you. I don't feel like playing the big bad policeman down here. One of you is Don Alfredo, the other one is Don Vito. Just stick to that, or I might just tip the authorities about the whereabouts of you two little kids...
Don Don
Don Alfredo Posted May 2, 2000
Be wise Kheldar and don't comment us. We both are grown up man(that is Don Vito and Don Alfredo). Go playing elsewhere.
Don Don
shazzPRME Posted May 2, 2000
I popped over here excited by the thought of joining in a discussion about Football... and what do I find? A couple of Dons almost getting into fistycuffs!!
Now then You two Dons Sirs! Lighten up and shake hands I respect and admire both of you and refuse to take sides
shazzPRME
Don Don
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted May 2, 2000
I second that, but you probably guessed that.
Now, Donny & Donny, we cannot get mixed up in this silly thing, so cool off now.
~tries to look angry. unfortunately he fails completely, and hides behind shazz to hide his laughter ~
Don Don
Don Alfredo Posted May 2, 2000
LOL
You won't have to take sides shazz. I already payed my respect on Don Vito site, so you don't have to worry.
Don Don
Don Vito Posted May 3, 2000
Don Alfredo,
I'm deeply shamed.
i did something wrong and it won't happen again.
I tryd to get a respons (not a bad ittalian) out off you.
The alfred jodocus kwak i reverd to whas a duck that i liked to watch when i was a lot younger then i'm today.
I hope this isn't upsetting you (it's not intended.)
i sincerly regret my mistake and hope there is no permanent damage done to your respect for the new ittalian.
Don Don
Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) Posted May 3, 2000
Yes, exactly. We won't tell you who that would be, of course. That would take all the fun out of it
*nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more*
Don Don
Don Vito Posted May 3, 2000
Well to be onnest i don't mind to offend people when it's well deserved. The problem that i had whas that i'm new at the net and it take some time to learn rules. I'm glad ther's no real problem any more because a sicilian neck tie wasn't one of my future intentions.So at least i whill sleep at ease tonnight.
Don Don
shazzPRME Posted May 4, 2000
This is good news Sirs It would have been a shame for a mafia war to break out on h2g2!As you all also have a good grasp of many foreign languages, could one of you please tell me the Dutch for *Page Source*? I know that page is pagina... but I can't find out how to access source on this wonderful Dutch computer of Towel Masters!
Once I can find the source for your pages, I can help you both to organise your homes a little better
shazzPRME
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- 1: Don Vito (Apr 27, 2000)
- 2: Don Alfredo (Apr 27, 2000)
- 3: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (Apr 28, 2000)
- 4: Don Vito (Apr 29, 2000)
- 5: Don Vito (May 1, 2000)
- 6: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (May 2, 2000)
- 7: Don Alfredo (May 2, 2000)
- 8: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (May 2, 2000)
- 9: Don Alfredo (May 2, 2000)
- 10: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (May 2, 2000)
- 11: shazzPRME (May 2, 2000)
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- 13: shazzPRME (May 2, 2000)
- 14: Don Alfredo (May 2, 2000)
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- 17: Kheldar (Don't hate the media, Become the media) (May 3, 2000)
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- 20: shazzPRME (May 4, 2000)
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