h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

at the moment there are 12 of us online so i am trawling through the ones i dont know and came across you and thought i'd drop you a line and see if there was anyone at home or if the lights had just been left on??????

Kayotixx Dude

Sorry I missed you

I sneak in every couple of nights and lurk around the older dustier parts of the Guide . I generally just shuffle round the place in me old dressing gown and slippers smoking me churchwarden pipe and peeing in peoples waste paper baskets, been doing it for years, no-one ever noticed me before.

Ho-hum, Like I say, sorry to have missed you dude.

P.S. Don't tell security you've seen me or I'll have to come round and pee in your waste paper basket