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Where is my new debit card
Pirate Alexander LeGray Started conversation Mar 12, 2011
Look at that; the useless greedy bankers are at it again. I enquired about the lateness of my replacement debit card to be told rudely to wait until the old one is expired.
If I was rich I wouldn't have to wait; if I was rich I could change banks and get loads of money free just for changing, a hundred smackeroos from one. I know because I'm alumni and get the offers, but always they require a somewhat higher income.
They can do what they like with impunity against those they despise, like me; who has never been in debt and doesn't buy anything I don't need. But more than that, because they can't make a big bonus out of me since I'm disabled and on a low income.
What I need is a good journalist. 
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