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Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 1

J'au-æmne

And how are you today? I saw you at the donut stall and thought I'd stop by to say hello... and I'm the firstsmiley - smiley
Welcome to H2G2, I hope you're enjoying it.
Here are some things you may want to read if you haven't already...
New user page
http://www.h2g2.com/A5752
ACEs (Assistant Community Editors) Homepage
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796
Bruce's GuideML clinic at
http://www.h2g2.com/A187229
The H2G2 post (community newspaper):
http://www.h2g2.com/U54963
Joannasmiley - fish
'bye for now


Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 2

Pete

Wow, thanbk you for making me feel so welcome. I'm having quite a good time, and I am currently languishing on the beach with some of the people who were hanging out by the donut stall. It is true that most donut sellers have beards...no honestly it is. Anyway, I suppose I might see you there?

Petesmiley - smiley


Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 3

J'au-æmne

You'll always see me at the donut stallsmiley - smiley
I definitely don't have a beard, even if most donut sellers do... call me atypical, but I suppose most donut sellers aren't 18 year old girls....


Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 4

Pete

18 year old girls can wear beards if they want to, there's nothing stopping them getting a large fake beard, so long as they acknowledge that it's fake. When one tries to pass off a fake beard as a real one, a heinous crime has been committed. If you want to read more aboutt his you can at http://www.geocities.com/paris/maison/3671/beards/


Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 5

J'au-æmne

I think I'll pass on the fake beard, thanks all the samesmiley - smiley


Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 6

Pete

That's fair enough. I was wondering about the donuts. Some of them were called S16's or something like that. What are these all about?


Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 7

J'au-æmne

Read the menu at http://www.h2g2.com/A254378 for a description of what each one is...
I started with the Science Site Special, S3, and then it kind of became a game to think of more Ss to add to the title of the donut... until someone suggested going into the future to find out what the S30 is, at which point I threatened to curse those involvedsmiley - smiley


Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 8

Pete

I will have to check it out. Donuts rule. Well, rule sweet cake-like worlds anyway.


Hello On The Beat Pete

Post 9

Pete

Joanna, if you are there, I have opened up a beach hut and there's a party soon to be happening. Would you care to bring along some donuts to hand out?


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