Hello. I'm a ghost. A shell of a young man that became so acutely self-aware he disappeared in a puff of neuroses. Now I just float around in here, across and through the pages of the Guide, occasionally leaving a mark here and there, but more often just hanging around my own memories...

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Born in Duke Street, Glasgow (well, not actually in the street, more near it) on 24th April 1975. Which means I'm a Taurus, born in the Chinese Year of the Rabbit. Both of these astrological signs are connected with insanity, I believe...
I've lived my whole life in the town of Cumbernauld near Glasgow, Scotland. I ask, nay beg you, do not judge me on account of this financially-motivated lifestyle choice!
I did attend Strathclyde University, studying Computer and Electronic Systems, and many webpages and bars along the way. Unfortunately, due to intelligence constraints, I dropped out after three years. Well hey, nobody's perfect!
So now I'm a civil servant. More specifically, I'm a taxman. Perhaps I shouldn't have used that begging line so soon...

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Stuff I Like Doing:

  • Websurfing. First and foremost, I am a couch potato. I freely admit this in the hope that others may find the courage to proclaim themselves in the same manner.
  • Musical Appreciation. Of the Industrial/EBM variety. My favourite band of all time is currently Front Line Assembly, but this is subject to change on a daily basis.
  • Cyberpunk. I applaud the ideals of this movement, even if I don't live up to them myself. Instead, I content myself with reading about and watching stuff connected with the concept (Ghost In The Shell, Neal Stephenson's Snow Crash, and the like).
  • Spectating. Sport on TV is good. Formula 1 is a firm favourite.
  • Travelling. But only in moderation (sic). Never left the British mainland, but I've been pretty much everywhere on it. Except Wales, for some reason.
  • Painting. Miniatures a speciality. Plays havoc with the eyesight.
  • Escapism in General. Anything invented or otherwise usable to avoid reality (with certain hazardous exceptions, i.e. drink, drugs, smokes) is quite obviously a Good Thing

Stuff I Despise:

  • Aggravation. Hassle. Plain Ol' Bad Feeling.
  • Wasted Potential. Not chasing your dreams.
  • Hypocrisy. Did I mention I'm a hypocrite?!


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