h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That is not the subject of this text. This is not text. Am I wrong?
I hope my introduction to my rapidly collapsing web page was not too offensive to anyone. Don't feel too guilty about not stopping by. Because if you didn't stop by, you wouldn't feel guilty. Or even read this. But if you did, you might. Or you'd just leave.
Enough broken sentences for now.

Don't worry, I havent had to terribly many visitors as of yet either. It's probably better off that way. Some people can be so cruel to their fellow researchers.

Much agreed, my esteemed political philosopher. Hey, I found a way to get a counter for your site, I think. You might have to get clever & learn GuideML though. At least the basics. Oh, well. The counter will even keep track of people who accidently log on to your site. You can find it on Serendipity (sp)'s site partway down. It's a fast counter by MSN- free.
There's all sorts of stuff on GuideML in the bottom of the home page. Or whatever you call it. Etc.

Thank you kind sir. I shall use your advise to my advantage.
Adios.

Hello jbliqemp and Engels42!

Sorry it took so long for one of us to get here. I am an Assistant Community Editor (ACE) assigned the task of greeting new researchers. Unfortunately there are many more new researchers than ACEs, so many of you fall through the cracks. Please accept my sincere apology on behalf of the entire ACE team - if there is anything we can do for you please let us know.

Feel free to stop by our homepage sometime, if you haven't already:
http://www.h2g2.com/A214796

Hope you are enjoying the guide

-TVF

For a little while I was wondering where you guys were. I guess I can forgive you though. As you see, I've managed to show myself around a bit. Thanks.

If you happen to have a few million spare dollars or other units of currency laying around, I'd be really happy if you'd send it to me.

Give me a few million years and I'll see what I can do

hey, thanks for droppin by, and its allright about the whole taking a while thing, you are truley forgiven.

Hey Engels. If you post anything soon, tell me. And feel free to join in on any of the conversations in my forum box.

That's fine, Frink. I'm very patient.

That's good......in the past 2 days I've managed to put aside 3/4 of a cent for you.

Oooooo.... I can feel my money adding up. Today 3/4 of a cent. That's about a buck and change a year. I can get a double cheeseburger at McDonalds! Mmmm. (licks lips) I can't wait!

Or think of how many long distance phone calls you could make

Yes!!! Maybe I should call my long distance company & ask for a better rate! Twenty minutes of long distance conversation, here I come!
~sardonic grin~