What do YOU want? No use coming over all NICE with me! Why don't you....

Hello and welcome,

Writing this page is a nightmare. Everytime my legs gets tired and I sit down my petticoats bounce up round my eyes and I can't see. The only way I can type is to hit the keys with the heel of my right stiletto. This is because I am right footed and the keyboard is on the floor. I would pick it up, but every time I bend down my petticoats bounce up around my ....

This is Christmas and it's a pretty busy time of year for me. Give me a month or two and I will apply some of my reknowned make-over skills to this page.

But, for now, this is it! Listen, Widow Quanky is BIG in Belgium - I have FAN MAIL! So, unless you are going to be complimentary, I suggest you leave quietly. If you stay, please leave your shoes at the door.

Widow Quanky.

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Widow Quanky

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