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Welcome to my Server
Posted Apr 23, 2009
Here be my Server folk, hard at work trying to keep me on-line
http://www.plus.net/webcams/
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Latest reply: Apr 23, 2009
Famous last words pending (or not)
Posted Apr 6, 2009
If I'm dead! how would I know.
ok! the next one will be my last breath.
I knew that was going to happen. (assuming your alive to say it)
I didn't see that coming. (large asteroid impact shock wave)
If I'd have known that! (but maybe I did and forgot)
If I'd have known then, what I know now (I'd have been dead years earlier)
At least I wont hear the noisy neighbours now.
It's nowt, I'm just a bit off colour.
Let'em try to get the money I owe them now.
Bugger! I've just thought of a joke.
I've six numbers up on the treble rollover national lottery draw.
Oi You! down the corridor, stop shining that light in my face, I'm an atheist.
Try and get the coffin lid on 
Can you record Star Trek for me.
Eee! I feel like death warmed up.
It's nowt't laugh at,then agen.
Make sure you hide me wallet.
Ok folks! get your last words in for prosperity, someone will read 'em
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Latest reply: Apr 6, 2009
2009 - That my wishes are granted(for once)
Posted Dec 29, 2008
Sod “My Lords, Ladies and gentlemen” that’s hierarchy.
This is at my level!
To ALL my friends on H2G2….
To the one’s I talk with on H2G2 regularly with. To the one’s I’ve met personally. To the one’s I’ve yet to meet (It will happen one day). To the one’s I’ve only had small conversations with. To the ones in the back ground: - Editors and Moderators, again not met yet. To the one’s whom I have email and other forms of contact with.
(Certain individuals can bog off
)
I wish to you most sincerely, that the year of 2009 brings you Health, Wealth and Happiness in abundance.
That in Health, all problems are small and easily dealt with and cured. Those that can’t be for obvious reasons, my wish is that any pains are minuscule and bearable without too much medication.
That in Wealth, May you are never be without warmth in your home, food on your table and a few coins of your denomination to keep the proverbial Wolves from your door, leaving ample for a decent standard of living.
That in Happiness, Well! I think that speaks for itself, as in all that happens around you and the events in your life contribute far more smiles than sadness, even though life’s events will continue, true friends far and near will always be at your side.
I regard friends and friendship as riches, I thank each and every one of my friends for contributing to my riches - which money can never buy or no other can ever own or take away from me!
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Latest reply: Dec 29, 2008
We we'r so poor! that :-
Posted Dec 4, 2008
http://web.ukonline.co.uk/thursday.handleigh/humour/monty-python/poor.htm
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
Rait folks.
Monty Python had one of the best sketches ever -A bit of Yorkshire humour
But! I reckon that we on here can add to that, with ample more "We we'r so poor! that" parodies. So without breakin' house rules(tough)
how poor we'r you eh!
we we'r that poor that our dad used to skin us each day, co's we couldn't afford writing paper
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Latest reply: Dec 4, 2008
Brains or goggle eyes, that is the question
Posted Nov 14, 2008
Had this sent by a friend, I don't think there's any copyright on it, but tough anyway
all part of the Prof's smile package
Have fun folks!
First of all find the C below... and do not use any cursor help.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
If you have already found the C, now find the 6 below.
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99996999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult..
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass this 3 tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your neurologist.
Your brain is great and you're far from having Al Alzheimer's Disease. Congratulations!
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Latest reply: Nov 14, 2008
Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.
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