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Post 12441

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Again I can't understand stockpiling food, if you have to self isolate, supermarkets deliver food these days


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Post 12442

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

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Post 12443

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Naughty boy smiley - laugh


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Post 12444

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyedone worse smiley - laugh


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Post 12445

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

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Post 12446

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - laugh That is classic, mind you I've seen forms that mad me think , "You're a moron". I was filling out a form to do with the Official Secret's act, it said "Are you now or have you ever been a member of a terrorist organization", I re-read it several times thinking, "Would anyone be so stupid as to say yes" I was so tempted to put "I'm a card carrying member of the IRA" (this was in the 80's) I did because I needed the job.

About 15 years ago I saw guidelines on how to deal with a Terrorist attack, It said If you get a phone threat, keep them talking, try to detect an accent, like Irish, can you here people speaking or traffic. Talk about out of date, the Good Friday Agreement had been in operation for 5 years, the official IRA had been disbanded and the current crop of terrorists would more than likely walk into the hospital and blow themselves up, it was rediculous


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Post 12447

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

That should be I DIDN'T because I needed the job


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Post 12448

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Another I liked to do smiley - evilgrin when the "old red phones boxes" were about smiley - biggrin(grr> I don't feel oldsmiley - laugh

Hello! Is that the operator on the line ?
Yes!
Well! Get off it you silly bugger, there's a train coming smiley - whistle
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In the early 70's, when I repaired tv's for the co-op smiley - smileythe other tv engineer used to be into pyrotechnics etc and did all the explosions effects, simulating cannon fire for a "society" like the The Sealed Knot smiley - smiley
and because he needed a license to store a small amount of gunpowder and detonators etc - the police did a background check on himsmiley - smiley
and because his "great great grandfather" was Irish - he had a paperwork struggle to get it...


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Post 12449

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

My Dad once met Derek Meddings who did the pyrotecnics for Gerry Anderson on Thrunderbirds and Stingray, he said he was a complete lunatic, wanted to blow everything up


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Post 12450

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - evilgrin I want to put explosives in the channel tunnelsmiley - biggrincome a 3rd world warsmiley - sadfacesmiley - winkeyeI want to close it smiley - laughsmiley - laughSWIM!


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Post 12451

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

smiley - laugh I wouldn't put it past you


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Post 12452

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - hugYou read me well


smiley - winkeyeemail smiley - rofl


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Post 12453

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

I saw that, I had a good giggle


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Post 12454

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyeTook many years to build/get my reputation to bring smiles as "an idiot" smiley - laugh I don't intend ever losing thatsmiley - smiley

Muscles used to smile/frown:-

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Actually, there isn't any proof behind this old saying. Scientists have studied the muscles needed for both facial expressions, and to do a small smile generally uses 10 muscles; a small frown uses 6. On average, a smile uses 12 and a frown 11. However, since humans tend to smile a lot, these muscles are stronger..


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Post 12455

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

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Post 12456

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Well we'll wipe out the Martians if they land now smiley - laugh


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Post 12457

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - smileyI believe in life out there, but! as "they'd" be far superior in intelligence than what we have here smiley - winkeye
Would you ? land here - no bloody way!
but "they" are watching and monitoring us smiley - smileyWe use various types of telescopes to see into space etc on many "spectrum's" and distances.

Logical that smiley - aliensmile will have better ones smiley - laugh


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Post 12458

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

This is very true, I can't help thinking that Mother Nature released this virus to help clense the planet, there is scientific date showing the air quality in Italy and China is significantly better since they went into lockdown


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Post 12459

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - smileyMy "post" in another friends thread 2 mins agosmiley - smiley(before I read "ours")

People effected by this latest Influenza virus is one thing (bad news)
but! on a financial issue, for each and every country and world in general, billions in money/jobs etc etc are going to suffer the most.

Once again! don't mess with "mother nature" She'll always win an argument


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Post 12460

Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Oh she will alright


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