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The Coronavirus pandemic and its effects!

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Latest announcement on the theatre scene!

Due to the coronavirus pandemic around the worldsmiley - sadface
All productions of Sleeping Beauty are being adapted to exclude "Sneezy" from the cast smiley - ermsmiley - ermsmiley - whistle


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Galaxy Babe - eclectic editor

smiley - laugh


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

As gatherings of groups are now "illegal" ? as suchsmiley - erm

Parties that honour an individual/s have now annulled the song - "for sneeze a jolly good fellow" smiley - erm


AW! Come on! What do you expect from the smiley - profsmiley - whistle


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmUXntGlqFI

worth watchingsmiley - smiley


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Oh eck! Has anyone given a thought to Dracula and his kind ?smiley - sadface

Coronavirus-19 is mainly passed on by water molecules etc being absorbed through skin contact.

Is there any medical evidence ? that it can be passed on by biting a neck ?

smiley - rofl

garlic is NOT a cure for coronavirus smiley - erm


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aka Bel - A87832164

It is good to see you haven't lost your humour, prof. smiley - hug


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

What a bloody big smiley - cuddle and loads of smiley - smooch I'm sending you sweetheart! smiley - smiley

My words can't express on "seeing" you here smiley - hugsince for ages (smiley - winkeyeknowing why of course)


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyeI was at a funeral the other day - I said "sorry about the coughing"
Everyone thought I meant that the coffin looked cheap smiley - doh


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aka Bel - A87832164

smiley - laugh


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Dmitri Gheorgheni - Not Banned in China

I couldn't stand looking at that typo any longer. smiley - laugh


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - groan How do you stop a runny nose ?

smiley - groan Take it's spiked running shoes off it


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

even a bigger smiley - groansmiley - winkeye

I thought it was bloodsmiley - ermsmiley - sadfacebut it's s'not


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeye
Robert de Niro - You sneezing at me ? You sneezing at me ?


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Fisherman 1 - I caught a rainbow trout using a fly hook as bait
fisherman 2 - I caught a mackerel using a mussel as bait
fisherman 3 - I caught coronavirus - didn't know it went for maggots ? smiley - erm


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Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

What do you call a locomotive with a cold?
Answer: Achoo achoo train.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - magicKat smiley - huglove yousmiley - smileysmiley - smooch


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

2 viruses talking, one said:- See! I cold you so!

smiley - groan


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Medical fact! smiley - smiley

How do you stop catching a cold ?
Stop chasing it and run the opposite way smiley - doh


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Internet disinformation etc!
Coronavirus is nothing to do with any eclipse of the sun!


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logicus tracticus philosophicus

nope its caused by
a total eclipse of the lune.


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