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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

by my calculations, that rock should fall just about ove' SPLAT!


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Well! who'd have thought of that!


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

George said that if you put your ear on a railway track, you can tell if a trains coming. I can't hear anything, I might need a new battery for my hearing aid


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

North Korea's new rocket will never reach THIS far


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

landmine my ar** it's a cow pat


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

ok! jumbo jets get! BUT! who gave the bloody elephant a parachute ?


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Superfrenchie

smiley - lurk Elephants don't need parachutes, they have ears to fly with. smiley - lurk


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyeit's famous last wordssmiley - biggrinas the elephant drops on himsmiley - winkeye


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

what'sit say ? pull pin and retiresmiley - ermI'm only 35


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

superglue! of course it's strong! I wouldn't do this if it wasn't


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trust me! even at this distance, you can see it's a cow


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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


I'm lookin', I'm lookin'!! smiley - bigeyes


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oh bugger! it's only one teat - RUN!!!


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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


"Graham, that elephant has got two trunks!"


True story. My ex-sister in law on a visit to Knowsley Safari Park. The girls were looking for the 'odd elephant'!

smiley - rofl


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

famous last words:-

Mrs! you can't give it a banana there


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

is it a cow-pat ? or a landmine ?


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

no worries! I could do 12ft long-jumps at school with ease


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Triquack

The battery's flat, so the acid shouldn't burn.

The aerosol's empty so it shouldn't explode.

We haven't got gas so we can't have a gas explosion. (oh yeah, I can list a few).

We only have two miles to go, the tyre should last out.

.smiley - wah


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sod the altimeter, I'm a good judge of height


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

red on yellow, kill a fellow - red on black, venom lack

I keep telling you! Watch! I'm not colour blind


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