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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

If I'm dead! how would I know.

ok! the next one will be my last breath.

I knew that was going to happen. (assuming your alive to say it)

I didn't see that coming. (large asteroid impact shock wave)

If I'd have known that! (but maybe I did and forgot)

If I'd have known then, what I know now (I'd have been dead years earlier)

At least I wont hear the noisy neighbours now.

It's nowt, I'm just a bit off colour.

Let'em try to get the money I owe them now.

Bugger! I've just thought of a joke.

I've six numbers up on the treble rollover national lottery draw.

Oi You! down the corridor, stop shining that light in my face, I'm an atheist.

Try and get the coffin lid on smiley - evilgrin

Can you record Star Trek for me.

Eee! I feel like death warmed up.

It's nowt't laugh at,then agen.

Make sure you hide me wallet.





Ok folks! get your last words in for prosperity, someone will read 'em






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Gnomon - time to move on

Pancho Villa is supposed to have said "Tell them I said something clever".


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Jimcracker7[magiclink.rip gone altogether. im back.in my home from home.

last words
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i wasnt born i was dragged out,
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i never got the breaks in life to be rich and sucessful,
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and when im no more, dont spend a fortune on a funeral, because i wont lol,wooden or paper box, no cars, bye smiley - dragon jim


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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

See I told you I didn't feel well


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Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet

That was a bit to close.

smiley - biker


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BMT

It's not the cough that carries you off, its the coffin they carry you off in.

smiley - cat


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nortirascal

I've been here long enough


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scorp

Hey Reefgirl! Isn't that the epitaph on Spike Milligans gravestone?


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lil ~ Auntie Giggles with added login ~ returned


I was only looking...


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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Probably Scorpio witch, I knew I'd heard it somewhere


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Websailor

Been to a friend's funeral this afternoon. smiley - rose He will be much missed.

Haven't got anything to add at the moment.

Websailor smiley - dragon


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Jabberwock


I'd rather be here than in Kansas (WC Fields' headstone)


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Superfrenchie

Oh, no, not again!


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nortirascal

Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me smiley - winkeye


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Gnomon - time to move on

Yes, Spike Milligan's gravestone has "Dúirt mé leat go raibh mé breoite" which is Irish and means "I told you I was ill".


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Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Adams, John Quincy (1767-1848) "This is the last of earth! I am content."


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frenchbean

I can't top Robert Louis Stevenson's epitaph (which he wrote of course) although I'd substitute she for he:

Under the wide and starry sky,
Dig the grave and let me lie.
Glad did I live and gladly die,
And laid me down with a will.

This be the verse you grave for me:
Here he lies where he longs to be;
Home is the sailor, home from the sea,
And the hunter home from the hill.

My husband's epitaph ain't bad
Stowaways Welcome smiley - smiley

Fb


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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby)

Seeing as Spike Milligan's got first dibs on my original line how about the line in my name

Heaven Doesn't Want Me And Hell's Afraid I'll Take Over


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Think this is gonna keep me quiet! think again!

hopefully minesmiley - smiley
a bit hard though, I've left me body to medical science - I've had a laugh with it - so carry onsmiley - winkeye


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zendevil

"Bloody Ell; I've been worrying about Death all this time & it turns out to be so easy!"

zdt


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