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Post 1061

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

smiley - laughsmiley - ok

smiley - pirate


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Post 1062

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Q: What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he offers them one of his sandwiches?

A: I hope you like jammin'g too.


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Post 1063

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Passenger - Station master, does the gravy train pass through here ?
Station Master - Yes it always runs on this line.


smiley - groan


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Post 1064

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

My grandfather was always wiping his nose,e specially during the pollen season. My father followed suit, and now I'm doing it. Noses run in our family.


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Post 1065

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Sue: - Are you coming to Lucy's 42nd b-day?
Lil: - Yeah, but I don't know what to give her.
Sue: - How about a calculator so she can figure out her real age?

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Post 1066

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Why does the longest human nose record only 11 inches long?
Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!


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Post 1067

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I worried about my cousin, who was always roaming around. He was footloose, but Igor told me not to worry. A new foot could always be dug up for him.


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Post 1068

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Wife: - You haven't heard a word of what I've said! smiley - cross

Hubby: - What a strange way to start a conversation smiley - huh

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Post 1069

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Q: What is a superhero's favourite part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line!
Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy.
Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!
Q: Who is the sassiest supervillain?
A: Sassquatch!








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Post 1070

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The door manager's nickname is donkey!

why's that ?

ask him!

George says your nickname is donkey ?

heehaw heehaw to know better smiley - grr


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Post 1071

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

Vacillating donkeys say "Hem and haw."


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Post 1072

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What day do eggs hate most?
Fry-day!
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg white.
How do eggs leave the highway?
By going through the eggs-it.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up!
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!



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Post 1073

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Women Guilds forum.

Is your husband easy to please ?
Dunno ? I've never triedsmiley - erm


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Post 1074

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A man who had one leg, no arms and three eyes was waiting for a bus stop. The bus came, when the bus conductor said, "eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless hop in.".


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