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Post 1381

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 3 Days Ago

I thought I'd better diet when I came cycling in my yellow raincoat and noticed all the kids were reaching for the bus cards in their pockets 🙄

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Post 1382

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 3 Days Ago

I bought a robot smiley - dog but it turned out to be very noisy smiley - erm

Its bark was definitely worse than its byte

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Jest'er Joke or two, to pass the time away

Post 1383

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted 3 Days Ago

Cows have opened a news channel on't internet!

Slogan is:- No moos is good moos!

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Jest'er Joke or two, to pass the time away

Post 1384

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted 2 Days Ago

The man said that he's depressedsmiley - sadfacebecause!
He'd got run over by a road rollersmiley - sadfacebut could only claim a flat rate compensation...

smiley - groan

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