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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

6 mates walked into a bar!
You'd think at least one of them would have seen it smiley - doh


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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

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What's the best Donald Trump joke you have heard?
President Trump is standing on the US-Mexico border, next to his nearly completed border wall.

Alongside him is the president of Mexico who is smiling and looking genuinely pleased.

Trump: “I have just added the final brick onto the wall so it is now complete. What are you smiling about.”

Mexican President: “I’m just really happy that you decided to build this beautiful wall.”

Trump: “Why?”

Mexican President: “Because you are in Mexico at the moment.”


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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Did you know that Danes eat more bananas than monkeys?

It's true: An average of 45 bananas per Dane per year.

And zero monkeys.


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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

- Hey Boss, can I take a day off tomorrow? My Missus wants me to help decorating the house

- Absolutely not!

- Thanks, Boss, I knew I could count on you


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