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Post 1161

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

"Gee, there are wars in so many Elizabethan plays -- 100 years' war, the Wars of the Roses, etc."

"Well, the most prominent playwright was named Shake Spear(e).


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Post 1162

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I used some magic to some fog laugh. It was mist tickle.


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Post 1163

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

An airplane full of negative-minded Germans found itself above a cloud bank. They were on Cloud nein.


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Post 1164

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - musicalnoteI walked a million miles for one of your smiles etc

Got there and you were out! smiley - grr


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Post 1165

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I saw a bank of monumental clouds in the sky above Bank which spread to Monument in London.


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Post 1166

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I've decided to stop procrastinating!

I'll start next week

smiley - offtopic


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Post 1167

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I call an old friend, but an automatic voice tells me he's out of range.
This makes me think:
1. I have known that for many years, but usually you are able to talk to him anyway.
2. Since when is the phone company authorized to make such diagnoses?

smiley - offtopic


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Post 1168

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

"What is the problem with little Willy," the doctor said as the boy's parents brought him into the doctor's office.

"The teacher says he split a participle in class," Willy's mother said. "We're wondering if you could sew up the wound."

"Well, a participle is a figure of speech not a part of Willy's body," the doctor said.

There was silence.

"He also said the other students died laughing," his father added sternly.

"I think I can bring them back to life if they come in to see me," the doctor said. "And, Willy, here's a lollipop." He gave the boy a wink.


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Post 1169

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I splutted an infinitive once

smiley - offtopic


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Post 1170

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Woman to doctor! I want some contradictic pills..
Doc' - pardon ?
woman - I want some contradictic pills..
doc' - are you ignorant ?
woman - Yes! 2 months


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Post 1171

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

So I was COVID-19 vaccinated.
I was offered to be one of the first here to test the Russian vaccine. So far, everything is going well and there are no side effects.
So to anyone who's afraid of not being properly tested, I can assure you меня зовут Лопес Обрадор, и я коррумпирован ирумпирован и лжец

smiley - offtopic


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Post 1172

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

Some of us goo n vacation, but you went on vacination.


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Post 1173

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

It is so obvious why Jesus helped the Neanderthals exterminate the dangerous dinosaurs: You can not keep tyrannosaurus rexes confined with electricity, because it was not invented yet. Why is there no one else who can see it? smiley - huh

smiley - tongueincheek


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Post 1174

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

a free vaccination ? is that an holiday in Spain ?


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Post 1175

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

A Covidiot goes on vacation from vaccinations.


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Post 1176

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

this thread only injects humour smiley - smileysmiley - biggrin
AND we hope it's catching smiley - rofl


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Post 1177

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

"What's your name?"

"Hugh Moore"

"What kind of a name is that?"

With a name like that, I'd have to be a comic or write a funny column.


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Post 1178

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The man said, I've got the longest name in the world!

It's Miles Long..

smiley - doh


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Post 1179

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

What were electric eels called before electricity was invented smiley - huh

smiley - offtopic


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - coolandsmiley - magicsmiley - smiley

What a brill' poser!


smiley - winkeyenot so much a jokesmiley - winkeyebut a thought for naturalists etcsmiley - laugh


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