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Post 1061

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - laughsmiley - ok

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Post 1062

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Q: What does Bob Marley say to his friends when he offers them one of his sandwiches?

A: I hope you like jammin'g too.


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Post 1063

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Passenger - Station master, does the gravy train pass through here ?
Station Master - Yes it always runs on this line.


smiley - groan


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Post 1064

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

My grandfather was always wiping his nose,e specially during the pollen season. My father followed suit, and now I'm doing it. Noses run in our family.


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Post 1065

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Sue: - Are you coming to Lucy's 42nd b-day?
Lil: - Yeah, but I don't know what to give her.
Sue: - How about a calculator so she can figure out her real age?

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Post 1066

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Why does the longest human nose record only 11 inches long?
Because if it were 12 inches long, it would be a foot!


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Post 1067

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

I worried about my cousin, who was always roaming around. He was footloose, but Igor told me not to worry. A new foot could always be dug up for him.


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Post 1068

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Wife: - You haven't heard a word of what I've said! smiley - cross

Hubby: - What a strange way to start a conversation smiley - huh

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Post 1069

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Q: What is a superhero's favourite part of the joke?
A: The "punch" line!
Q: How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: None. They like the dark.
Q: What position did Bruce Wayne play on his little-league team?
A: He was the bat-boy.
Q: How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? A: (tune of 1960's theme) Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!
Q: Who is the sassiest supervillain?
A: Sassquatch!








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Post 1070

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The door manager's nickname is donkey!

why's that ?

ask him!

George says your nickname is donkey ?

heehaw heehaw to know better smiley - grr


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Post 1071

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

Vacillating donkeys say "Hem and haw."


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Post 1072

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

What day do eggs hate most?
Fry-day!
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg white.
How do eggs leave the highway?
By going through the eggs-it.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up!
How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!



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Post 1073

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Women Guilds forum.

Is your husband easy to please ?
Dunno ? I've never triedsmiley - erm


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Post 1074

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

A man who had one leg, no arms and three eyes was waiting for a bus stop. The bus came, when the bus conductor said, "eye, eye, eye, you look 'armless hop in.".


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Post 1075

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The man with a nose bleed said, I thought it was blood, but it'snotsmiley - erm


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Post 1076

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Wife: So what did the smiley - doctor say?
Husband: He said I'll live till I'm 132
Wife: smiley - huh

Wife calls smiley - doctor on the phone and asks: What did you tell my husband?
smiley - doctor: I suggested he's having a mid life crisis

smiley - pirate


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Post 1077

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The Greenlander appeared in court and the judge asked him: Where were you in the night between October and April?

smiley - pirate


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Post 1078

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Man tells his psychiatrist: - I always had this feeling my parents hated me.

Shrink: Why's that?

Man: - The toys in my bathroom were a radio and a toaster smiley - erm

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Post 1079

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Doctor! I started with feelings of being a road ?

What's come over you ?

3 wagons/2 cars/a caravan smiley - erm


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Post 1080

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard..

"Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87."

"That's nothing," says Sean, "here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died."!

Just then, Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!"

"What was his name?" asks Paddy.

Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin."

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