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Post 821

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

yup! but she won't hear IT though, she's dead


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Post 822

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Calling old gITs is hard when they can't hear the phone ringing.


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Post 823

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

IT doesn't need phone, IT's always around


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Post 824

ITIWBS

The IT one lets them have.


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Post 825

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

there's more and more doing IT around the world, they think it's a job, they don't know ITsmiley - laugh


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Post 826

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Today I popped into the village and passing a store I saw a sign in a shop window which read: WEAR IT YOUR WAY.
I didn't know IT could be worn, and where would you wear IT? So I thought the Prof, if anyone, would know.
So Prof what's the answer? Where would you wear IT?


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Post 827

Florida Sailor All is well with the world

I might put IT on my shoulder, and dare anyone to knock IT off.

F smiley - dolphin S


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Post 828

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

If I told you, I'd have to kill yousmiley - winkeye IT's like a Scot and what's under his kiltsmiley - laugh We all know, but don't say
IT remains a secret, to where wornsmiley - smiley


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Post 829

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

gottcha. nudge nudge wink wink


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Post 830

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

IT could also be a tight fit, depending on the size of IT


(low/upper casesmiley - tongueoutsmiley - nahnahsmiley - winkeye)


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Post 831

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

If you want to ride in a Honda, you may get into a FIT.


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Post 832

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

IT doesn't wear honda pants smiley - winkeye


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Post 833

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Hot pants? Or should that be HIT pants.
smiley - laugh


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Post 834

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - droolhot pants! IT remembers those! IT also remembers look but can't touchsmiley - sadface


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Post 835

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

Ah yes the days of lost innocence.IT was a magical era


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Post 836

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

When it rains, there's a lot of precipITation


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Post 837

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

IT ain't bothered, because IT reigns all over


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Post 838

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

If IT had to be said, and IT has been, then is there any more to be said?

I think I'll go for a lie down in a darkened room.


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Post 839

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

IT takes time


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Post 840

The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis)

If IT takes time, does that mean IT is a thief?


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