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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

If "god" created Adam ? and then "created" Eve from one of Adams ribs ?
Sounds like a design flaw ? didn't "god" have 2 sets of plans ? 1 man - 1 woman ?
A "creator" of the universe ? and "it" makes mistakes smiley - laugh so why ? hasn't "god" rectified the error ? "It's" had a good few millennia to get it right..


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

(see post No1)

If "god" was THAT clever smiley - erm at creating the universe and everything else ?
Then why did his "plans" for creating man/woman-Adam/Eve have man/Adam having nipples ?(breast feeding units) and in early very very stages of "infancy" have both "sexual organs" until a certain time in the life cycle ?
Not very clever really is it, for a "god" that's all powerful, that's supposed to know everything etc


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Not sure if I've put this earlier in this thread or not ? but!
I know various countries of the world have their laws, including religious ones and I do respect them!
But! as an atheist! How can I blaspheme ? against "something" that doesn't exist ?


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

If god is all powerful and created the entire universe etc ? how is it that after all the millennia since the creation, he ain't rectified all the mistakes "he's" made ?

"everyone" should learn by their mistakes (not in TRUE reality though smiley - sadface)


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Copied! So don't actually know if it's right ?

In Genesis 2 it says that Adam and Eve were both originally naked, "but they were not ashamed.
After they ate of the Tree of Knowledge, we are told that "the eyes of both of them were opened" and they knew that they were naked."

OK! But If Adam was created by "god" and Eve created from one of Adams ribs ?

Taking that clothes and body coverings weren't "invented/discovered" then..

How did Adam and Eve know the difference ? between being naked and being clothed ?

Plus! Who taught them language ?????


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Adam and Eve, plus the tree with the apple on it ? then the snake smiley - erm

OK! Was the apple tree the first tree ? as in fruit or other species on earth ?
and was the snake the first reptile on the planet ?

as in the apple tree ? where did the first seed come from ?
and the snake ? surely! other life was about first ?


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Who created "god" ? as in a being capable of creating the entire universe etc and only ?? one place where life exists smiley - doh
It's totally impossible for an entity to suddenly appear from nothing and have the "intelligence" to say "I know! I'll create a universe and everything else within it"

and as kidssmiley - biggrin"we" we're told the moon is made of green cheese smiley - biggrin
That's more believable smiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I wonder! ? If the fictional "god" who created everything in the entire universe "with no disrespect" to some of the human species on earth who think so.
Did he/she/it ? think about asking all the disabled people of this planet, in all forms of disability known to mankind - ask them the question - Can I make you in my image ?


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"god" the "invented" creator of everything known to mankind (we're learning more about the universe and everythingsmiley - tongueoutwithout "his/she/it's help)
Is a flawed "entity" - forget about the universe, just look at the errors made that's on OUR planet alone - con artist or what!


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"we were created in his image" ?

There are variations and interpretations of this throughout histories written texts etc..

But! I'll bet that "god" didn't have a curvature of the spine as I have smiley - laughsmiley - laugh because IF he did smiley - whistleThen there's a lot of humans in the worldsmiley - winkeye that are NOT normal! smiley - winkeyesmiley - winkeye


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding

Inbreeding.?

If Adam (who choose his name ?) was the first human on the planet and one of his ribs was then made into a female of the same human species and then named Eve ? again! Given all the languages throughout the world to choose names from ?

Then isn't using that "theory" the entire world's population throughout history ? (NO DISRESPECT TO ANYONE) all inbreed ? Therefore giving all the aliments etc etc etc, due to "malfunctional DNA" ?


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

From the human species on this planet "coming up" with the timescale of BC/AD.
You'd think that any "creator" of the whole universe ?
After 2 millenniums would want to "reappear" to the human race, to show that he/she/it ? is still around ? and "guiding" us ? smiley - doh to what ? Self destruction! Because that's an odds on favourite smiley - smiley


smiley - angelS and smiley - santaS one step forward! smiley - winkeye


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