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Post 22841

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A novice skier often jumps to contusions.


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Post 22842

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat.


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Post 22843

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The admiral's motto was, "Do it schooner, rather than later!".


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Post 22844

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The mathematics professor liked even numbers, but only the odd one.


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Post 22845

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I said to admiral, "I know what yacht to do."


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Post 22846

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A ship without a rudder has taken a stern for the worse.


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Post 22847

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I got kicked out my yacht. It doesn't boat to dwell.


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Post 22848

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

there are boys in the harbour, but the coastguard aren't doing anything about it


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Post 22849

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Buoys and gulls belong together in the harbor


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Post 22850

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

One of many reasons a ship is called "she" is the fact that she always heads for the buoys when entering a harbour smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


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Post 22851

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

What floats in the harbor and sings "Ziggy Stardust"?

David Buoy


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Post 22852

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

she was sinking, so I buoyed it up, he wasn't very happy


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Post 22853

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Bob the Hydra Agent said to Deadpool that the buoys looked quite buoyant as they bobbed up and down in the sea. Deadpool walked up to the the sea swimming pool* with Bob as they felt buoyant about having a dip in the sea and he kept himself hydrated with by drinking bottled water.


*Essex beaches have a small area of the shallow end of the sea cornered off which is used a small swimming pool.


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Post 22854

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

What do trees do when they want to go swimming?

They put on their swimming trunks


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Post 22855

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

my shares in a ski run kept going downhillsmiley - sadface


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Post 22856

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Alder-man in Poplar in East-end of London went to a local Box-ing match with a group of Elders which they all enjoyed.


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Post 22857

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Nog the Ferengi really apr├Ęs-ciated the eggnog after a long day on the slopes.


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Post 22858

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Wade Wilson aka Deadpool, dived into the swimming pool with a pool cue and shouted, "Learning to swim is worth the wade!".


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