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Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Starlings get startled when when watching a shooting star fly past.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

A fight in the Italian restaurant, everyone wanted a pizza the action


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Post 24803

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Bub loves to soak in a bubble gum pink bubble bath while chewing bubble gum.


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Post 24804

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

The death of Joan Rivers caused a serious drought in Hollywood.


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Post 24805

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

Nowadays there's an effort to get Julie Walters to lose the "L" in her last name. Then Harrison can Ford her to get to the Elizabeth Banks. Just in case that fails, Hollywood will pay Adam lake to come over from London. Pamela Springsteen is also being considered.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - musicalnoteEmerson, Lake and Palmer, 2 can't swim smiley - erm


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Post 24807

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

and Muddy Waters only appeared when the tide went out smiley - erm


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Post 24808

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

a 12 round boxing match on tour - "is this the way to hammer Rillo ?" (<muscialnote&gtsmiley - winkeye


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Post 24809

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyesmiley - musicalnote


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Post 24810

paulh. Following butterflies through the meadows

"Emerson, Lake and Palmer, 2 can't swim" [Prof]

Greg Lake died in 2016. You can go jump in his grave if you can find it, and if the local constabulary doesn't stop you smiley - whistle.

Otherwise, Noah Centineo may know when the next rainstorm is coming.


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Post 24811

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Why was the smart phone wearing glasses?
Because it lost it's contacts (lenses).


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Post 24812

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Spectacular pun that, Rosa smiley - winkeye

smiley - pirate


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