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Post 21941

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I have one on my wrist, it's called a clockodial


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Post 21942

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

That's what a Japanese would call a crock smiley - winkeye

smiley - pirate


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Post 21943

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

And the French would call crock M'sieur.


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Post 21944

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Tweedledum and Tweedledee couldn't agree on the kind of cookie they were sharing. Tweedledum thought it tasted like figs. Tweedledee said it was mint-flavored. They asked Alice to settle the argument.

"There's no cookie," she said. "It's a fig-mint of your imaginations."


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Post 21945

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When I gave up coffee it was like I lost my head. I felt decaffitated.


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Post 21946

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Cath had her caffeine fix at the new cafe as she considered it part of her daily grind.


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Post 21947

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

How do you weigh a hipster?
In Instagrams!


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Post 21948

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The hipster burned his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.


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Post 21949

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Why is it cool to drink hot coffee?


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Post 21950

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

Why not? I'm told it's hot to drink cold smiley - coffee

smiley - pirate


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Post 21951

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

[I just got the point of 24917! smiley - doh]

The Indian chef drank so much tea that his outhouse was a Teapee.


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Post 21952

Icy North

I haven't posted 24917 yet, but when I do, I can guarantee it'll have the same effect.


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Post 21953

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

21947, I meant.

A numerical pun, with second and fourth numbers transposed.

smiley - blush

Ice can be a number if you apply it to a painful injury.


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Post 21954

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

smiley - wowsmiley - laughsmiley - roflsmiley - biggrinsmiley - laughsmiley - roflsmiley - brave

smiley - sorry I just couldn't wait to read 24917 so I jumped in my time machine and read it smiley - biggrin

As you were smiley - whistle

smiley - pirate


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Post 21955

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

After being marooned on a tiny smiley - island for two weeks I was so thirsty I drank from an utter otter udder

smiley - pirate


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Post 21956

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

You otter have picked a coconut and drunk the milk.


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Post 21957

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The people of the East Sussex town of Rye, give each other a rye look when listening to mumbling comedians on the radio as they sip on their home-made barley wine.


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Post 21958

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the moon waxed on, while the karate kid waxed off


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