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Post 22521

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

The volcano erupted on Ash Wednesday


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Post 22522

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

The little volcano was meant to do great things. he showed early pumice


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Post 22523

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

nice ones Paul. smiley - smiley


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Post 22524

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

My punmaking talent is no cone-cidence.


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Post 22525

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

might it coincide with spending coins on cider?

smiley - pirate


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Post 22526

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

My talent for coining phrases is no coincidence.


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Post 22527

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I was listening to rock music in my rocking chair as I rocked the night away as I was celebrating my achievement in making the tastiest rock cakes for the fundraising coffee morning that went like hot cakes.


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Post 22528

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

How does one scoop ice cream?
It is a matter of great cone sequence.


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Post 22529

ITIWBS

Overheard at a rummage sale, "Is a 'trash hound' anything like a 'ware wolf'?"


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Post 22530

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

Were wolves ever any good?

smiley - pirate


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Post 22531

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

After smoking my pipe I found a cauldron full of gold at the end of the smiley - rainbow

Now that's what I call pot luck

smiley - pirate


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Post 22532

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The hobbits would hobble along as they smoked their pipes. They would have pipe dreams of owning a set of flutes and pipes. In the evening they would sit down to a piping hot meal and sometimes they would be at the local inn singing with the other hobbits as they have a good singing voice due to their set of pipes.


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Post 22533

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The Doctor smiley - tardis likes nothing better than having a nice cup of tea but sometimes her peace is disturbed when having to deal with a tempest in a tea pot.


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Post 22534

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

The frog liked to take his girlfriend to a burger place in Chinatown, because the waiter always asked, "You want flies with that?"


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Post 22535

ITIWBS

Flinch flies?


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Post 22536

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I'm not going paddling, co's the seaweed smiley - sadface


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