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Post 24001

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

Did the fall cause memory loss or do you have turtle recall?


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Post 24002

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

you shouldn't go skate'ing at your age smiley - winkeye wrong plaice to be in winter


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Post 24003

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The pie maker who lived in a high raised building that reached the clouds, wanted to make the best and most tastiest blackberry pie in the whole world. It was a case of pie in the sky.


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Post 24004

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Brewery workers demand for concessional beer for their consumption, was considered on a case by case basis, and a ration-ale decision was reached by the management


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Post 24005

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

After a berry successful attempt to produce a new line of crops, her dreams came to full fruition.


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Post 24006

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

If it's hailing ? how come there's no beer or lager about ?


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Post 24007

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

Maybe Hai Ling is the bar's waitress, and she's off duty tonight?


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Post 24008

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

How Long is an average Chinese man


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Post 24009

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Long Wey Tee Ting is Chinese for a railway spur

smiley - pirate


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Post 24010

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Whenever people hail for a taxi, it begins to hail.


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Post 24011

Caiman raptor elk - Infinity lies outside the box

All hail the holy taxi!


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Post 24012

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I hailed a taxi in St. Peter's Square. They sent the Popemobile

smiley - pirate


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Post 24013

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

I can manage if it's raining cats and dogs, but not when it's hailing streetcars and taxis.


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Post 24014

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I tried break dancing in a china shop and got bullish results.


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Post 24015

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

George Weasley said to his brother Fred that he is saintlike because he is holey (as he has hole where his ear was).


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Post 24016

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When the church bought gas for their annual barbecue, proceeds went from the sacred to the propane.


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Post 24017

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.'


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Post 24018

paulh. The world is a circus, and we all are clowns

Why didn't the bicycle want to move?

because it was two-tired (too tired)


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