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Post 25181

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

It was a grey, cloudy day in Wolverhampton, when the smiley - football fans of the Wolverhampton smiley - fullmoon (wolves) met to have a celebratory drink smiley - ale after the Wolves smiley - fullmoonsmiley - football team won the local Derby match against Derby.


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Post 25182

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In a flash, the speedster, Barry Allen aka The Flash, flashed by me as he photographed me with his very flash new camera.


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Post 25183

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

I like to listen to music while doing photography. this is an advantage of having a concerto da camera.


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Post 25184

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Seriously ceremonial servants served seven severely severed serpents smiley - drool

smiley - pirate


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Post 25185

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

no matter how much you push the envelope!
It'll still be stationary smiley - erm


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Post 25186

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

smiley - rofl

You don't put stationary into a perpetual motion machine.


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Post 25187

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite.


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Post 25188

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

At first no one believed Edison when he said he'd made an electric bulb. They dismissed it as a filament of his imagination


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Post 25189

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Will, lost the will to curl his hair as he had an accident with his electric curlers. Will, said to himself, “that accidents will happen”.


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Post 25190

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

The old man refused to leave his fortune to his bald son. "There is no hair apparent," the old man said.


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Post 25191

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The soothsayer said it was foretold!
I thought only I knew ?


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Post 25192

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Nope. He told me. You see I used to be his hairdresser. In fact, he was my last client before I chose my new career as a lawyer. Now I spend my time splitting heirs.

smiley - pirate


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Post 25193

paulh. Bunnies are cute (There, I've said it)

He was so profligate at spending that his fortune dwindled to a threetune and then a twotune.


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Post 25194

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Bolshaveik (Bolshevik) Revolution.


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Post 25195

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Is a man telling jokes called a pungent ?


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Post 25196

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Brother Michael of High Weald monastery dairy, was known for his cheesy puns. He produced the most pungent smelling cheese. The cheese smelt to high heaven. Brother Michael was also known for his prize winning Michaelmas daisies.


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Post 25197

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Groups of eels that value being friendly with one another are social morays.


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