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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Book Title.

Bubbles in the bath!

By Arthur Windybottom


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Reality Manipulator

Overnight there were was a blanket of stratus cloudy skies but by the time I woke up after 8pm there was clear skies as I mist the overnight and early morning fog.


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Reality Manipulator

Sorry that should have been I woke after 8 am.


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Post 27364

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I am so old now I only have foggy memories left about the period before the mists of time smiley - huh


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Post 27365

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

A bloke said to me - your dense! I replied smiley - ermIt's Dennis actually smiley - doh


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Post 27366

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


Not as dense as lead.


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Post 27367

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

You can lead a smiley - pony to the water but you can't water lead smiley - zen


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Lead astray ? therefore Lead didn't know about Sat-Nav smiley - laugh


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Post 27369

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


Lead ashtray: double health hazard.


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Post 27370

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Only if you lick it.
You know: Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray
- - -
Betraying while trading trays is not a common trait smiley - silly


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I'm intelligent! I got that one trait away smiley - doh


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Post 27372

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


'Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray'

I can confidently say that I have experience neither and would like to keep it that way.


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Post 27373

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I have kissed a number of smokers myself in my time but then I used to be a smoker myself so that evened it out.
As for licking ashtrays I don't remember doing that but there's a lot I have forgotten so there is that.
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Now back to puns:
My charming spirit animal is with me in spirit. Literally. A snake in a jar of alcohol on my desk. You might call me a spiritual snake charmer.


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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - winkeyeSmoke in the mouthsmiley - erm

Nowhere near as good as "Smoke in the water" By Deep Purple..


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Post 27375

Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking.


I wonder if I should tell my colleague that there is a difference between a climactic chamber and a climatic chamber...


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