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Post 21921

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

The ex-pirate was a great football player. He knew the art of the hard tackle [hardtack].


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Post 21922

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

plus he never saw half of the fouls he comitted smiley - blush

smiley - pirate


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Post 21923

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Maybe not, but the carpenters in the audience saw everything.


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Post 21924

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

At the local dramatic groups annual pantomime, it was different this year as they had nearly every character wearing pantaloons. When they villain would come on, he would silently walk on the stage and mime what he is about to do. He would do this before pouncing on the main characters and then get into a fight where his pantaloons' zip would break; causing his 'pantaloons' to fall down. The audience was not impressed and many leaving muttered underneath their breath that the performance was totally pants.


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Post 21925

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

In the East Sussex town of Shortgate, biscuits and speeches are better when made with shortening.


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Post 21926

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I don't like black coffee. When we get a thunderstorm, I take my cup outside for lightening.


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Post 21927

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

We are milking this pun to the last drop

smiley - pirate


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