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Post 22701

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Long term weather forecasts promising cold weather that does not materialise has led many cold weather fans crazy as they feel that they have been led down the garden path (which is paved with crazy paving).


Pun in the Oven

Post 22702

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

- What are you afraid of, the psychiatrist calmly and matter-of-factly asked the Playboy Mansion employee smiley - bunny
Startled she jumped to her feet and shouted: - How do you know I'm afraid?
- Your rabbit eye movements gave you away.

smiley - pirate


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Post 22703

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

- I'm afraid you are coming down with a severe case of rabies, the ophthalmologist told the werewolf smiley - fullmoon
- How can you tell, the banker growled.
- Your rabid eye movements are a dead giveaway - literally ...

smiley - pirate


Pun in the Oven

Post 22704

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

The potato farmer always felt safe in his field, knowing that someone was keeping an eye on him.


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Post 22705

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

did he turnip in time to do a days work


Pun in the Oven

Post 22706

Icy North

No, but he’d occasionally chip in.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22707

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

I tried to present my wife with a feta complete* smiley - cheese but she insisted on blue stilton anyway smiley - erm

smiley - pirate

*fait accompli = accomplished fact


Pun in the Oven

Post 22708

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

The cheese-loving golfer liked to play par-cheesy


Pun in the Oven

Post 22709

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

for smiley - cheese a jolly good fellow, for smiley - cheese a jolly good fellow


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Post 22710

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

My sister has been trying to find someone to rake the leaves at my house. She finally found someone, to her great re-leaf.


Pun in the Oven

Post 22711

ITIWBS

An ancient vampire, asked out for a night on the town, remembering he'd left his false teeth in a cup on the dressing table, responded, "Excuse me a moment, while I get my fangs."


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Post 22712

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Dracula loved Manhattan so much that he rented some space in the Vampire State Building.


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