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Post 23561

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

In 1930's Russia, Little Bo L'shevik lost her sheep to the collective farms.


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Post 23562

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Mary had a little lamb smiley - erm Dr No had no idea smiley - erm


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Post 23563

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

This is the bar where Herr Ing gets pickled every night.


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Post 23564

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Wasn't Herr restorer a bald German smiley - erm


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Post 23565

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Herr Today was gone tomorrow.


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Post 23566

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

he had rabbits on his head, because his hare had gone smiley - groan


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Post 23567

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

What's the difference between a drunkard and a hirsute man on ice skates?

One is a beer drinker, the other is a beard rinker.


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Post 23568

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Sir Engeti was an avid big game hunter

smiley - pirate


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Post 23569

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Sir Fari was often with him


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Post 23570

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I entered a star wars race, but Obi Wan


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Post 23571

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Yeah, but he lost Alderaan fights smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 23572

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Did Princess Leia wake nights dreaming of Han Solo?


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Post 23573

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The duck said Not Guilty Mallard smiley - erm


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Post 23574

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Princess Leia refused to share her lunch. Said: "I want this ham solo!"

smiley - pirate


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Post 23575

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

Her brother hated extremes of temperature. They called him Lukewarm Skywalker.


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Post 23576

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Obi Wan Kenobi isn't in Nairobi or a Chinese rice dish


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Post 23577

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

When Darth Vader had won the card game he said: "You owe me one Kenobi"

smiley - pirate


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Post 23578

ITIWBS

smiley - smileyGood ol' "OB1 Kn OB", undercover 'droid. smiley - biggrin


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