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Post 25741

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

My horse prefers dry weather. He hates when it rains on his reins.


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Post 25742

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

The last years of King Juan Carlos' reign in Spain were - to put it plainly - plagued by scandals

smiley - pirate


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Post 25743

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

The red light district decided to outlaw electric lights for a week. The substitute lighting was scandlelous.


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Post 25744

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I've a "bank" account on both sides of the riversmiley - erm


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Post 25745

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Is that in Paris? It's surely in Seine.


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Post 25746

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

This makes me pine for Mrs. Sippi smiley - cry

And I miss Souri also smiley - cry

smiley - pirate


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Post 25747

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

I ate sirloin in Omaha. The waitress who served me was a Miss Steak.


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Post 25748

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Origami/Oregano smiley - ermtook me sages to work that one out


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Post 25749

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A water chess nut loves to play chess aboard ships.


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Post 25750

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Basil, the sage of Basildon and Oxford Don was full of wise words of advice to the market stall holders who sell flowers and herbs to the locals of Essex.


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Post 25751

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

When I tell the barista they got my order wrong, I get missed-tea eyed.


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Post 25752

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Herby and Bernie went for a Bernie steak which was served with herby butter and salad.


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Post 25753

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

When I told the young priest how I spent my spare time doing origami he smiley - blushed and warned me that it might make me go blind and grow hair in my palms smiley - huh

smiley - pirate


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Post 25754

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

What great composers were birds?

Heron Copland
Tchaicrowski
ChickaDelius
Goossec
Hummelingbird
Clememtit
John Whipporwilliams


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Post 25755

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I met an old native american in a casino. His name was Heron Outofmoney

smiley - pirate


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Post 25756

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

"Ivanhoe"

So what! I've an hedge-trimmer...


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Post 25757

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Ivanho idea what you're talking about.


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Post 25758

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Is Guinevere ?

No, she's gone shopping


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Post 25759

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Barney the barn owl was a hoot when he met up with the bittern at the seaside. Barney, bittern more than he could chew as he tried to make friends with the bittern.




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Post 25760

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Brent, the bird nature reserve warden believed one tern does another one when helping to increase the number of sea birds.


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