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Post 22241

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

You can't run through a camping ground. You can only ran. Because it's past tents smiley - zen

smiley - pirate


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Post 22242

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Batman bat smiley - bat his eyelids as he got ready to baseball where he goes to bat for his Bat smiley - bat family team. He did not bat an eye at the thought of playing against the Joker who was also an expert at playing Poker, Bridge, and other types of card games as well as making corny jokes and puns.


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Post 22243

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

In the kitchen at Camelot, the smiley - chef used egg-scalloper.


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Post 22244

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

[the lines creating boxes in crossword puzzles are called bars.]

I know a wino who tried to get to a crossword puzzlers convention, but he couldn't get past the first bar.


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Post 22245

Pierce The Pirate ~ in Hotblack Desiato mode ~

A minor tsunami flooded our campsite during the night so we woke up to unexpected visits of mammals from the ocean. A policeman with a bullhorn was heard shouting: "For all in tents and porpoises: Please evacuate the area"

smiley - pirate


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Post 22246

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

So his vacuum ate the area? smiley - smiley


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Post 22247

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

I can show you how to levitate using 'smoke and mirrors' if you don't mind suspending reality for a while.


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Post 22248

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Crosswords are when you distract someone working on a word puzzle when they are waiting at bus stop nearby the cross roads.


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Post 22249

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Writers of plumbing manuals when under pressure are at present, tense, especially when they write about the lives of plumbers who often have high pressure jobs.


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Post 22250

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

If you live in a tsunami zone, your house should have tidal insurance.


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Post 22251

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

ah but! you could get done for having intider information smiley - erm


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Post 22252

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I shell have to think about that.


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Post 22253

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

don't sand around too long though


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Post 22254

paulh, not fond of Lord Mudpants

I shore hope you aren't worried about that.


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