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Post 12261

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

the old sea docs were baying at the moon

smiley - pirate


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Post 12262

lapislazuli

Sea dock's difficult to find a times. He's never tide down.


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Post 12263

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Not everything is what it ap-piers to be.


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Post 12264

Reality Manipulator

Is Louis' Arm strong enough to play a trumpet?


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Post 12265

Reality Manipulator

I tried to get a job at a casino but they didn't have a slot for me. I figured it was a bit of a gamble anyway.


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Post 12266

Reality Manipulator

The ship was full, but the sailors weren't playing with a full deck.


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Post 12267

Reality Manipulator

Over the years lift have had their fair share of ups and downs in terms of popularity, but thankfully the idea has not been shafted.


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Post 12268

Reality Manipulator

Under the full moon, Hamlet turned into a werewolf. Gazing up at the beautiful moon he came up with the famous line, 'To bay or not to bay...'.


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Post 12269

Reality Manipulator

As to alcohol, sea captains harbor a love of port.


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Post 12270

Reality Manipulator

Qwertyus, god of keyboards, is a character from geek mythology.


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Post 12271

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I'm afraid that computer technology is all geek to me anyway.


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Post 12272

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I thought we were going dutch but she left the restaurant quickly so I had to go double dutch all by myself

smiley - pirate


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Post 12273

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I went into an h'eatery, didn't see 1 radiator whatsoeversmiley - erm


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Post 12274

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

She was so busy making snide remarks that she didn't watch where she was going, and fell into a sarchasm.


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Post 12275

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Behold the chasm of Sar lest you fall into it. You can't irony out the bumps resulting from it smiley - zen

smiley - pirate


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Post 12276

lapislazuli

Noticing the mud around her shoes as she sat on the lowest step; I told her she should have satire then they wouldn't have gotten dirty.


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Post 12277

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Cantina.

Cantina who?

Can Tina come out and play?


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Post 12278

lapislazuli

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Sam and Janet

Sam and Janet who?

Sam and Janet evening, you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room. (apologies to South Pacific)


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Post 12279

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

not knock knocks but she did have a nice pair of them


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Post 12280

lapislazuli

I can see you abreast of the situation. All facts safely locked in your mammary.


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