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Post 12181

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

mine was a noisy foreign dish - saladin


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Post 12182

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Peter night before you go to bed


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Post 12183

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I danced the night away on a cruise ship from the Conga Line

smiley - pirate


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Post 12184

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I went on the ship to shore telephone and fell off the line halfway across


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Post 12185

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Before the interweb I wanted to surf the radio channels but could only find short waves

smiley - pirate


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Post 12186

Rod

They're all there - except one.
"Left Turn, Quick March, LefRiLefRiLef Lef LefriLef"

They're going to collect the Sunday Piper


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Post 12187

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

It was a supermarket, after all, so I wasn't surprised to hear them playing songs by Meat Loaf and the Spice Girls.


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Post 12188

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The Spice Girls referred to Meat Loaf as Old Spice

smiley - pirate


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Post 12189

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

plus they play the Doors, aisle be taking an hammer, so I can counter-attack


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Post 12190

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

When you counter-attack always make sure you don't hit the bar with your head

smiley - pirate


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Post 12191

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

I was going to write you a drinking song, but I couldn't get past the first bat.


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Post 12192

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

"bat" should have been "bar"

[Even with coffee, I'm not fully awake yet]


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Post 12193

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Fruit flies like a banana. So does fruit bats

smiley - pirate


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Post 12194

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - bat's in the belfry, I didn't know you could fry bellssmiley - erm


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Post 12195

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

smiley - battered and deepfried?

smiley - pirate


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Post 12196

paulh, making lemonade from the lemons that life has given me

During those dark days of infamy, my only friend was my abacus. It was the only thing I knew I could count on.


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Post 12197

AE Hill, Mabin-OGion Character of inauspicious repute

Your calculating ways and means lighten my darker daze.


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Post 12198

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I know about that "infamysmiley - sadfacebecause everyone's got "in-for-me)


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Post 12199

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

everyone's got IT (in-for-me)


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Post 12200

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Calculus, the son of Abacus, was counting on his centurions to lead their hundreds victoriously through the Three Rivers District

smiley - pirate


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