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Post 6681

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A rise in mercury sometimes mars life on earth, how else would nature planet?


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Post 6682

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Two ladies were discussing the planetarium show they had just seen. One said the show was fantastic. The other agreed but added 'Most of it was over my head.'


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Post 6683

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

If you discover a planet you're in the inner circle.


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Post 6684

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Scientists wanting to send a rocket to Jupiter had to really planet.


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Post 6685

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Maybe they wanted to go to Jupiter because Jupiter's tourism bureau kept saying, "Come moon over!"


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Post 6686

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

there's plenty of parking "space"


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Post 6687

paulh. the world is a circus, but why d I have to work without a net?

Ig iy's moons you like, come to Saturn. Its moons run rings around anybody else's.


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Post 6688

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At the carnivorous space bar, aliens sip their chilled Beetle-juice.


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Post 6691

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who killed cockrobin, i said the sparrow with my little bow and arrow!!!

if the answer is cockrobin!

what is the question????

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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

a mars a day would soon fill the solar system up


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Post 6693

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Two astronauts who were dating put an end to it because they both needed their space.


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Post 6694

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Even though Catholics in space are weightless, do they have mass?


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Post 6695

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

A spacecraft took pictures of Mars and Saturn and got the best of both worlds.


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Post 6696

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.


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Post 6697

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

The star asked the sun why the moon was always up so late. Sun responded that it was just a phase.


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Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Those who study the moon are optimists. They look at the bright side.


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Post 6699

Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Scientists studying the sun have a flare for research.


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Rosa Baggins, (see LOTR appendix Hobbits Family trees for more information)

Those who get up at sunrise have many ideas dawn on them.


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