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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 23, 2024
h2g2 must be some kind of free range thing. It's very un-stable 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 1, 2024
NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
They're calling it the Apollo G
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 1, 2024
have stopped crossing the road.
They now call a ewe-ber ...
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 2, 2024
Why do people pick their nose ?
When they were born with one ?????
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jul 5, 2024
Every boy wants an excavator for Christmas
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 8, 2024
I want a cavator. Why would I want an excavator?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 16, 2024
My friend Cory Ander gave me some sage advice: Only serve cilantro to half of your guests. Because the other half will loathe it 
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 16, 2024
Best advice you can give anyone is:- Don't die on a Friday! You'll have worked a week for nothing 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jul 19, 2024
Sound advice - but that ain't no pun, Mister! 
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Caiman raptor elk - Inside big box, thinking. Posted Jul 30, 2024
Is 'plosion' a viable alternative word for TNT?
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Jul 30, 2024
Pierre! I stand corrected 
back to thinking of puns!
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 4 Weeks Ago
Grandma went to harvest potatoes in her garden and in order to avoid repercussions to her knees from kneeling on the ground she got herself some reaper cushions
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 4 Weeks Ago
Dickens: - It was the Best of Times, it was the Wurst of Times ...
German butcher: - I never sausage nonsense
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted 4 Weeks Ago
Fortune teller! --- I never sausage this coming
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What do you call a guy who stinks at wordplay?
A pungent pun gent.
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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
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Can February March? No, but April May.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted 3 Weeks Ago
A bisexual buddhist had his teeth done. It was tran-zen-dental ...
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Two tanned gents went off a tangent when riding a tandem.
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