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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 13, 2020
My grandfather's old outhouse was made into an inn.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 16, 2020
When there were hints of extensive, Northern Blocking with Scandinavian High pressure along with a very major Sudden stratospheric Warming event that decimated the Arctic polar winds. It caused the weather forums and vlogs to snowed under with snow loving weather forum members of the major SSW* news which warmed their hearts. Snow is such a rare event that has people getting their rarely used snow boats and woollen polar neck jumpers. Even when the roads are blocked, it does not stop people enjoying themselves when in the Arctic temperatures. Aviemore's ski resort at the Scandinavian village had their biggest season who are under a lot of pressure when they are snowed under with so many visitors.
*SSW Sudden Stratospheric Warming
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 17, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 18, 2020
I had planned to get a job doing high-wire acts in the circus, until I injured my trapezius muscle.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 18, 2020
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 18, 2020
I had been sailing for days when I came across an ocean of pies.
I called it The Piecific Ocean.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 18, 2020
I tried to take my dog sailing, but he wouldn't go.
As it turns out, my dog has his own barque (ship).
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 18, 2020
If Hogwart's school was in the ocean, they would would play squidditch.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 18, 2020
Harry Potter liked to go wand-ering along the forest trails near Hogwarts.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 18, 2020
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Nov 18, 2020
The Hogwart's Charms Professor was very charming to the other teachers and was never known to fly off the broom. Professor Flitwick when he first started his job was like a new broom.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 18, 2020
1st llama says "we're going on holiday"
2nd llama says "alpaca suitcase"
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 18, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 18, 2020
[Warning this is kind of a sick joke. I apologize if it offends]
What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?
At midnight, Cinderella's coach turned into a pumpkin. Diana's coach turned into a wall.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 19, 2020
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 20, 2020
[Isn't it, though? The word "turn" has two meanings which are both used. This qualifies as a pun, no? It's the same way I used the word "shock" in post 26725]
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 20, 2020
Who starred in the 1951 movie of "Show Boat"?
Howard Keel.
And in the 1936 version, Paul kept his Robes on.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Nov 21, 2020
Mrs. Hen, is it true that you named your children Zack and Lee before they hatched?
"Eggs Zack Lee."
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Nov 21, 2020
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Nov 21, 2020
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