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Post 26721

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

My grandfather's old outhouse was made into an inn.


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Post 26722

Reality Manipulator

When there were hints of extensive, Northern Blocking with Scandinavian High pressure along with a very major Sudden stratospheric Warming event that decimated the Arctic polar winds. It caused the weather forums and vlogs to snowed under with snow loving weather forum members of the major SSW* news which warmed their hearts. Snow is such a rare event that has people getting their rarely used snow boats and woollen polar neck jumpers. Even when the roads are blocked, it does not stop people enjoying themselves when in the Arctic temperatures. Aviemore's ski resort at the Scandinavian village had their biggest season who are under a lot of pressure when they are snowed under with so many visitors.smiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowmansmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowballsmiley - snowball

*SSW Sudden Stratospheric Warming


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Post 26723

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

outhouse into an inhouse smiley - ermsmiley - cool

Doormouse live into doormouse made of wood/plastic smiley - erm


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Post 26724

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

I had planned to get a job doing high-wire acts in the circus, until I injured my trapezius muscle.


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Post 26725

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

My friend got a shock when he realized what a lousy electrician I am smiley - erm

smiley - offtopic


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Post 26726

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I had been sailing for days when I came across an ocean of pies.

I called it The Piecific Ocean.


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Post 26727

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I tried to take my dog sailing, but he wouldn't go.

As it turns out, my dog has his own barque (ship).


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Post 26728

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If Hogwart's school was in the ocean, they would would play squidditch.


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Post 26729

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Harry Potter liked to go wand-ering along the forest trails near Hogwarts.


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Post 26730

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field!


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Post 26731

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The Hogwart's Charms Professor was very charming to the other teachers and was never known to fly off the broom. Professor Flitwick when he first started his job was like a new broom.


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Post 26732

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

1st llama says "we're going on holiday"
2nd llama says "alpaca suitcase"


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Post 26733

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

re 26730:

good one, Rosa smiley - ok

smiley - offtopic


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Post 26734

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

[Warning this is kind of a sick joke. I apologize if it offends]

What's the difference between Cinderella and Princess Diana?

At midnight, Cinderella's coach turned into a pumpkin. Diana's coach turned into a wall.


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Post 26735

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - sadfaceSorry Paul, not really a joke as such mate smiley - sadface

plussmiley - winkeyenot a "pun"


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Post 26736

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

[Isn't it, though? The word "turn" has two meanings which are both used. This qualifies as a pun, no? It's the same way I used the word "shock" in post 26725]

smiley - offtopic


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Post 26737

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Who starred in the 1951 movie of "Show Boat"?

Howard Keel.

And in the 1936 version, Paul kept his Robes on.


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Post 26738

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Mrs. Hen, is it true that you named your children Zack and Lee before they hatched?

"Eggs Zack Lee."


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Post 26739

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Vegan lawyer presenting his bill: - My celery amounts to 10,000

smiley - offtopic


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Post 26740

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Eggs Benedict smiley - ermNO! It was his own idea to do it...


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