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Post 26581

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Drinking too many margaritas is liable to tequil-ya.


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Post 26582

pauh, still writing

Some would say drinking too few is also bad.

Tequila sunrise, you arrange an eclipse.


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Post 26583

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Arranging an eclipse at sunrise would shorten daylight saving - and probably be welcomed by vampires who stayed out at bars too long and forgot the time ...

smiley - pirate


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Post 26584

Caiman raptor elk - Yes, but what if the box is REALLY big?

Democrats are afraid that JCB (Judge Coney-Barrett) will help bulldoze all Obama-era legislation into oblivion.


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Post 26585

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

The racist term "Yellow Peril" has a new name: JCB smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 26586

pauh, still writing

What kind of apparel would be perilous?


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Post 26587

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

Is JCB a subsidiary of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation and if so, is that where the Vogons purchased their equipment? smiley - huh

smiley - pirate

PS: I am smiley - sorry this is not a pun, I know, I just can't help myself smiley - blush


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Post 26588

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I saw a raccoon down by the river. It had caught a rodent which it was washing before having it for dinner. It was mouse-watering

smiley - pirate


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Post 26589

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

It had to be bean to be believed that my friends with beanefits are beaning to use beanevolent gestures when they are all dressed up and nowhere to cocoa. So they all stay in and a milk cup of cocoa to drink when they are retiring early at 7pm in the evening.


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Post 26590

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
Because the pride goeth before the fall!


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Post 26591

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I took a leaf out of my Tree guide book which gave me advice on how to identify the beautifall deciduous trees by the shape and colour of their leaves in Autumn.


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Post 26592

pauh, still writing

The patriot stood in the forest saying, "one, two, three..."

"Why are you doing that" n said a little boy.

"I love my count-tree."


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Post 26593

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

In Shepherd's Bush, people would beat about the bush about the best way to make Shepherd's pie using either lamb or mutton mince. They would send their recipes by using the Bush telegraph.


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Post 26594

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The crook went swimming with a JCB smiley - erm Just Cement Boots smiley - whistle


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Post 26595

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

What is the best place in Yorkshire to see Mammatus* clouds?


In a field in (H)Uddersfield.


*Mammatus is Latin for Udder or breast


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Post 26596

Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~

I needed to stay in Mexico for a while (don't ask!) and looked for a place to live. I thought I had found the perfect spot when I saw a sign saying "Tortilla Flats" smiley - erm

smiley - pirate


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Post 26597

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - cuddle Nice one Kat smiley - smooch


The storm broke! Weather it can be fixed or not, is another question ?


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Post 26598

ITIWBS

Fun intended.


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Post 26599

pauh, still writing

the wheel of fortune sometimes breaks an axle.


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Post 26600

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

axle me that tomorrowsmiley - erm I've time to gear up then


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