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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 27, 2020
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 27, 2020
The rabid rabbi raved rellentlessly on about radiant Ra being an idle idol.
This made me think: Where do Gods go when they are no longer wanted? Is there a special place in the afterlife for dead deities?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 27, 2020
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Aug 27, 2020
Osiris sired us all.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 27, 2020
Pyramids were stopped being built, because they knew it was an investment scam
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Aug 30, 2020
Marvin the paranoid android was very strange to me. Matter of fact much as I tried I never could get the Hank of Marvin
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 30, 2020
How do brave Egyptians write?
With Hero-glyphics!
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
Mummy's home!
Where do Pharaohs like to eat?
Pizza Tut!
A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has just been discovered in Egypt!
Archaeologists believe it may be Pharaoh Roche!
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 30, 2020
I just broke my wife’s favourite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘
Had I the talent to be a cat burglar, I rob ably would.
How is physics similar to medicine? It’s an atomy subject.
If the group included a refuse man, they would have been the Swillage People. Their music was trashy anyway.
I painted my house a boring, neutral colour. Still, I’m proud off-white I’ve accomplished.
True story: I invented a singing beer, went on Shark Tank to get funding, but instead was met with a chorus of booze.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 30, 2020
Want to take a walking tour in Egypt? Better consult a Cairopodist.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 30, 2020
Why won’t the Pyramids ever fall down? Because, Pharaoh said, “Don’t bust my Cheops!“
As I toured the Museum of Sunburns I whispered to myself, “This is aloed ground.”
Raymond was always a ray of Sunshine after watching old Ted Ray TV shows and films.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 30, 2020
(Marcus Antonius, commonly known in English as Mark Antony)
Mark Antony - Did they mark him down ? or pass his exam ?
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Reality Manipulator Posted Aug 31, 2020
Cats and dogs favourite fruit to eat is paw-paw which they find pawstively delicious.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Aug 31, 2020
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 1, 2020
Foxes who wear foxgloves, go and dance the foxtrot when trying to out fox over foxes. They also drink Foxe's Rock red ale while playing Foxes bingo.
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 2, 2020
I know a neighbour who woke up one morning in a field in Wakefield but he did not know how he got there as he lives in Woking.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Sep 3, 2020
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 3, 2020
Campers who camped in Woking, where they wake up next morning to find that they are in a field in Wakefield. They are not very happy campers when this happens and worse of all, they have to endure drinking coffee made from camp chicory and coffee essence syrup.
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Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U. Posted Sep 4, 2020
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Reality Manipulator Posted Sep 4, 2020
The Italian mutant superhero who lived in Pisa wanted a Pisa (pizza) of the action at the local piseria (pizzeria).
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