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Post 26361

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

In the room the curtains were drawn, but the rest of the furniture was real.


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Post 26362

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

flagpole ?
a Ukrainian stopped.

(NO disrespect to anyone of course)


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Post 26363

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The pole cats wore their pole-ar jumpers when jumping up and down with glee after being rewarded with polenta pancakes.


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Post 26364

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

An artist is usually able to draw *something* even if it's just a breath.


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Post 26365

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I'm drawn to art and I was smart enough draw attention, can easily canvass my thoughts and ideas


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Post 26366

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Oil bet you can make some pretty pictures.


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Post 26367

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I listen to swing jazz when sitting on my garden swing.


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Post 26368

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The jazz band walked over the swing road as they practised their best swing dance music until they get the swing of it.


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Post 26369

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

"I see!" said the blind carpenter as he picked up his hammer and saw.


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Post 26370

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

High sea said the captain!
A crewman said, but the tides out smiley - erm


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Post 26371

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I tried to greet the ocean.

"High tide," I said.

The ocean didn't reply. It just waved back.


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Post 26372

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The sea crew would disembark to visit the hairdressers where they would all get a crew haircut. They all wore blue matching crew-neck jumpers and would keep fit by dancing to the rock steady crew song.


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Post 26373

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The sea trawler crew would chant "time and tide wait for no man" whenever they were mending their nets. They always consulted their tide charts every day. They liked to keep up on current events. They would measure the speed of the tide in knots.


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Post 26374

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

an out going tide ?

I didn't even know it had been elected in the first place smiley - doh


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Post 26375

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

That shore sounds confusing. smiley - huh


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Post 26376

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Sandy Shore (Shaw) would always sing song when walking on the sandy shore barefoot.


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Post 26377

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

He never went hungry. He could eat the sand which is there.


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Post 26378

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Sandy Shore (Shaw) would always sing her favourite songs when walking on the sandy shore barefoot.

Her favourite reality TV series to binge watch is Geordie Shore.


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Post 26379

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Shell we leave the beach for a while, and make puns around different terrains?


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Post 26380

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Journalist: - What did you have for breakfast today, Mr. Gandhi?

Gandhi: - 8 0

Journalist: - What do you mean?

Gandhi: - Ate nothing

smiley - pirate


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