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Post 26341

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If you'd like to decorate your body with designs, you could go to a Tatooine parlor.


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Post 26342

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Another one of Miss Monsy's jokes:
- - -
When Beethoven passed away he was buried in a churchyard.
A few days later the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard strange noises coming from the location where Beethoven was buried.
Terrified he ran to the town priest to come listen to it.
The priest bent down close to the grave and heard faint unrecognizable music coming from inside.
This frightened the priest who then ran to get the magistrate.
When the magistrate arrived he also bent his head to the grave.
After listening for a moment he raised back up and told the crowd that had gathered that it was Beethoven's 9th symphony being played backwards.
He listened for a moment more and noticed the 8th symphony started up next, backwards as well...then the 7th, 6th, 5th and so on.
Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate!
He stood up and announced to the crowd that it was nothing to worry about, it was just Beethoven decomposing

smiley - pirate


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Post 26343

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I wonder how long it took to go back to decompose Beethoven's first symphony. smiley - tongueout


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Post 26344

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

My car crashed into a steak-knife in the roadsmiley - sadfacethe sign said "fork in the road"smiley - erm


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Post 26345

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Pierce smiley - winkeyebeat you smiley - laugh
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1st jokesmiley - winkeye


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Post 26346

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

America's first president was married to a wonderful, hardworking woman. On laundry dsy, you could see here washing tons of clothes.


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Post 26347

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

[re post 26345: smiley - sorry Prof, I fail to see the connection smiley - erm]

smiley - pirate


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Post 26348

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

If there's no connection, maybe there's a conniption.


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Post 26349

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Brutus was at a buffet. When he took a roll, Julius Caesar said, 'Eat two, Brute.


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Post 26350

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

A young deer in the woods learned to use all four hooves equally well. He was known to be bambidextrous.


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Post 26351

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

But one day he tripped on a root. This sent him stag-gering.


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Post 26352

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Years of arching ones back over a keyboard can lead to scrolliosis.


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Post 26353

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Excited stags runs for deer life when taking part in a play on stage.


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Post 26354

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I went to the forest for rest and relaxation.


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Post 26355

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I wanted to go fishing on my ownsmiley - smileybut on tv, the weather fourcastsmiley - ermI'm now looking for 3 mates to go with me smiley - doh


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Post 26356

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

He thought the office pool was intimidating. He was afraid of drowning in it.


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Post 26357

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The admiral admired the view of the sea from the deck of a sailing ship as they went to port. She was sailing to Porto in Portugal where she bought the best tasting port wine.


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Post 26358

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

The fleet had an unusual requirement: one ship had to house a courtroom staffed by a judge, in case of trials that needed to be held at sea. The admiral fell in love with the judge, and this was held to be improper, and cause for trial. It was an unusual courtship.


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Post 26359

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Crows complain infrequently, and usually with just caws.


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Post 26360

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The semaphore signals from the ghost ship were hard to follow, due to their flagging spirits.


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