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Post 26321

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

he was not a good racehorse. he was always stallion for time.


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Post 26322

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Horses! What a load of horseradish smiley - erm

(horse rubbish)smiley - winkeyefor the uninitiated to these Postssmiley - laughsmiley - laugh


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Post 26323

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

"Come mare," said the stallion to his wife.


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Post 26324

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

In the dog days of summer, weather enthusiastic chefs would through caution to the wind, when cooking up a storm. There would be a bolt from the blue when they had their heads in the clouds when they were three sheets to the wind. It never rained but it poured when their colleagues would steal their thunder, whenever they got wind of the next named storm.


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Post 26325

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

A farmer is a man out standing in his field


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Post 26326

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Shepherds wake up in Wakefield after a night guarding their sheep.


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Post 26327

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

A farmer thought it funny to have two rams pulling his cart instead of <ponysmiley - pony.

It was a sheep yoke

smiley - pirate


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Post 26328

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

People in Wittering, keep on wittering about their favourite witticisms.


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Post 26329

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Does Dean Witter, too?


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Post 26330

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The deer does and bucks are bucking the trend in Buckfast by dancing around the Alder Buckthorn.


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Post 26331

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Elke Sommer is said to be a moose attractive woman.

People who've met her say she's a deer.


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Post 26332

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

To donkeys were on a road trip but got lost. So one of them pulled out a map and said: "Let's ass-certain our position"

smiley - pirate


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Post 26333

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

The other said "Good idea. We should mule it over."

This ass-umes that donkeys can talk.


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Post 26334

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Donkey Hote spoke the language of the Ass-yrian fluently

smiley - pirate


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Post 26335

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Did you hear about the Roman Catholic who went to the Serengeti to see a zebra crossing?


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Post 26336

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

How long was he Roman the Serengeti before he found one?

smiley - pirate


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Post 26337

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Impersonating a zebra ? Hee Haw Hee Haw Hee Haw to know better.


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Post 26338

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

She was only a farmer's daughter, but all the horsemen knew 'er (horse manure).


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Post 26339

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I'm taking some time off. I need some Arrr and Arrr

smiley - pirate


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Post 26340

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

If you are dating someone who doesn't like Star Wars puns you are looking for love in Alderaan places smiley - zen

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