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Post 26301

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I went to see a gnu who became a guru and an astronaut. Then a gnu orbited our planet earth, a brave gnu whirled. The gnu became a bad gnus when the forecasting the summer weather for the Northern Hemisphere that it would be a very wet and windy one.


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Post 26302

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I wanted a <stiffdrink so I walked in to a bar! smiley - smiley I forgot to duck = ouch!


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Post 26303

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

oops! smiley - stiffdrink.......HIC!


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Post 26304

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

I knew of an old Australian whose capacity for liquor was so great that he could even a drink a rabbit-proof fence.


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Post 26305

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

How do you keep fish from smelling?

Cut off their noses.


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Post 26306

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

smiley - musicalnote salmon chanting evening, you might meet a stranger smiley - erm


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Post 26307

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

At the annual Anglo-Saxon Fair, I did not drink any wassail. I did not feel any mead for it.


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Post 26308

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The barman named his cocktails Elijah, Ezekiel and Obadiah and spent most nights drinking the prophets.


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Post 26309

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Why are bars so noisy?

because there are drinks on tap.


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Post 26310

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Tap dancers routine would run hot and cold when tapping into their resources .


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Post 26311

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

That;'s a pun oven nother kind.


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Post 26312

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

my smiley - pony took ill smiley - sadface so I took him to a horsepital smiley - erm


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Post 26313

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I saw a 2 ton pile of dead bluebottles smiley - ermsomeone must have been fly-tipping...


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Post 26314

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Which illness are witches most prone to?
Crone's disease.


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Post 26315

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

A jockey wanted to be the city mare but things kept stallion until she got nagged.


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Post 26316

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Is that because witches are a pain in the gut?


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Post 26317

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The bluebottle flies were on the fly whenever it's tipping down with rain.


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Post 26318

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The chestnut coloured horses would horse around the chestnut tree. Later on, they would leave the paddock to go to their apartment pad where they would watch the TV soap Neighbours.


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Post 26319

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Do ponies like to run around the field?

Of horse they do!


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Post 26320

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Punters would eat punnets of strawberries and raspberries while watching the Cambridge punt race on the rive Cam.


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