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Post 26281

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The top topic of the day on a confectioneries online forum was to talk about their favourite sweets which consisted of hazelnuts, nougat and caramel that was covered in chocolate.


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Post 26282

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Every Fall, the people of Glen Nevis congregate at the Steall Waterfall. They celebrate with whisky and mead while video streaming the event. When they finished videoing the event with their camcorders, they would all shout, "It's a Steall (steal)." Some would race have a race on the Water of Nevis. They would be rolling on logs where the person who stayed upright the longest would be declared the winner. Anyone who would fall of their log and into the water would be eliminated out of the race.


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Post 26283

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

the game - cluedo - you MUSTARD known who did it smiley - erm


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Post 26284

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

In the big cooking competition, I mustard all my skill with seasoning.


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Post 26285

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Colonel Will Mustard is keen as mustard when making the mustard mayonnaise for the Lord mayor. Colonel Mustard found he had superpowers. Colonel Mustard used the power of his faith which was a small as a mustard seed. He then could move hills and mountains by the use of his willpower.


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Post 26286

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Imade a stew that everyone raved about. urns out I have souperpowers.


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Post 26287

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

The smiley - bluelight officer made a good "I arrestew"


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Post 26288

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint a long thyme cumin.


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Post 26289

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Two horses smiley - ponysmiley - pony volunteered to join the local church choir. One of them said: - Hi, I'm Lance and this is Otis. He's my neigh-bour

smiley - pirate


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Post 26290

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Let me guess what church ti was. Was it Saint Martin in the Fields? Was it maybe a church founded by sheep, namely the Baaaptist Church? Or the Unithayrian Church?


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Post 26291

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Close! But no cigar.

It was The 42nd Church of Unit-hay-rian Equ-Men-ical Uni-Corn Centaurs

smiley - pirate


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Post 26292

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

FCUEC? That's a mouthful!


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Post 26293

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Oh, this is a pun thread..............

FCUEC sounds like something a duck would say..


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Post 26294

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Pastry chefs never die - they just croissant over to the other side.


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Post 26295

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The store sold me cut-rate food for my horse at an exorbitant price, then had the nerve to send me a 'customer service' survey. I didn't hesitate to give them the feed back.


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Post 26296

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

The horses who ate all their hay had a baleful about them, many would also make hay when the sun shined.

The horse would wear straw hats when they ever took part in the Haymarket races.


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Post 26297

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

It was an amaize-ing sight to see the crop circles in the corn and wheat fields.


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Post 26298

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

"Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ...(Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good)... A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis."

(Shamelessly copy pasted from Monsy)

smiley - pirate


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Post 26299

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

That one has been around a while, but otherwise it's practically perfect in every way.


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Post 26300

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

[I know, paulh. And Monsy admits it too. It's probably almost as old as Gandhi himself]

- - -

The old Indian guru showed his young apprentice a boomerang and asked him: - Can apprentice name this device?
The apprentice answered back: - Can guru?

smiley - pirate


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