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Post 26261

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

if your foot also has corns, it's probably tasty. smiley - drool


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Post 26262

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I crossed almonds with the front of my body and got chestnuts smiley - erm


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Post 26263

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

"Pistachio!"

"Bless you."


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Post 26264

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I found a leek in my bathroom yesterday. I used it for a nice soup today smiley - drool

smiley - pirate


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Post 26265

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Q: Which bees produce milk?

A: Boo Bees

smiley - pirate


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Post 26266

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

Toilet roll! smiley - huh I "Said! get me some crape paper" smiley - grr


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Post 26267

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

You're better off with toilet paper than a paper toilet.


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Post 26268

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

Don't be foiled by people wearing tin foil hats no matter how stylish they look smiley - zen

smiley - pirate


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Post 26269

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

As we approached the next stop, the train conductor shouted: "Kilkenny! Kilkenny!"

I said: "Why? What's he done?" smiley - huh

smiley - pirate


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Post 26270

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2ANMKeroi4

The Mad hatter in Alice in Wonderland, met a Punch and Judy show and shouted! Hats the way to do itsmiley - erm


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Post 26271

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

I call my fax machine 'Bob Marley' because it keeps jammin.


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Post 26272

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

it was true as Bob that my Uncle Bob had a marcel wave bob haircut which only cost him a few bob. He would bob up and down on a crest of a wave, while shouting out to all on the beach that "Bob's your uncle".


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Post 26273

Pierce The Pirate ~ out of Hotblack Desiato mode again ~

I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg.

It was quite the shindig ...

smiley - pirate


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Post 26274

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

At a drop of a hat, the mad hatter would begin to talk through his top hat. He would keep all the secrets of his trade underneath his hat. He would pull a hare out of his hat and place the hare on his head. He would tell everyone that placing a hare on his head will help grow back his lost hare (hair) as he found it to be a cure for baldness.


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Post 26275

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Punch was pleased as punch when presented with the largest punch bowl filled with boozy punch. When Punch was with Judy, he was unable to land a punch and he would not pull punches when making his home-made punch. Punch would roll with the punches whenever he got punch drunk from drinking too much boozy punch.


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Post 26276

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Astronomers who studied the rotation of Mercury would listen to Freddie Mercury's Queen band songs. They would be joined by Max Mercury the meta-human speedster who's also an amateur astronomer. Their telescopes would Zoom onto the planet Mercury. Hunter Zolomon aka Zoom would zoom across many miles to get to the astronomers where he would challenge Max Mercury to a fight.


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Post 26277

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

Archaeology is a field that some people really dig.


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Post 26278

Prof Animal Chaos.C.E.O..err! C.E.Idiot of H2G2 Fools Guild (Official).... A recipient of S.F.L and S.S.J.A.D.D...plus...S.N.A.F.U.

I stayed on "topic" smiley - erm because I fell off a "mars bar"


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Post 26279

paulh. Antisocial distancing works a well as the Social kind

"I have a bone topic with you," said the osteopath.


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Post 26280

Rosa Baggins daughter of Pronto Baggins and Mimosa Bunce

Some of the archaeologists sang "underneath the arches" when studying the ruins of ancient Near East arches while the other's were listening to the Archers on their radios.


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